What's your best pickup line?

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Or what's the best pickup line that's been used on you?

SomeGuyCalledTom · Accepted Answer

I've had most results when I've gone up direct and said something like "you're cute, i wanted to meet you", and then looked for opportunities to flirt playfully. I'm not super sexual in the beginning, but the odd low key innuendo with a sly kinda voice tone I find raises the heat a little and makes it more "man to woman" and hinting at something more than "just friends". So all in all I'd say I'm more interested in framing the whole interaction in a direct, flirtatious but kinda subtle way... rather than pinning my hopes on some magic pickup line. I'm also nice to most people by default, so when i approach I'm about as civil as I would be in any other situation. I can tease her in a gentle kinda way but try not to overdo it. My sense of humour is more "associative", ie: using my imagination to point out amusing stories/ ideas/ situations, rather than "combative"-- some guys do the cocky/funny "loveable bastard" kinda humour well when flirting, but its not really my style.

razelove · Accepted Answer

I'm blunt as an ax handle, so not so much with working pick-up lines from me, but damn have I been bamboozled in the best of ways by women. Probably my favorite in college was "can you help me study?" or "I took notes, you could copy them, but they're tough, I'll help you out" lol.

I've never heard a pick-up line from a girl, but lots of slick ways for me to drop my guard, get me talking, noticing them, and wow, she's really hot, smart, and next thing I know we're horizontal.

NickiB · Accepted Answer

Someone used this on me once.

I come out the grocery store.

He stops when he sees me. He's still in his car. He rolls his window down and shouts from across the parking lot

Him: Hey sexy lady.

I look back

Him: Yeah you. Gimme your digits.

Me: I'm not gonna give you my digits.

Him: Fuck you bitch.

He pulls away speeding.

coveredinmaplesyrup · Accepted Answer

My favourite pick up line: did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? 'Cause you're a snack  The next guy I'll try to flirt with it's going to get this phrase and hopefully it will work

EABsTUQ · Answer

Hello. I'm not trying to sell you anything i just came over to tell you i love your style and maybe see if your personality is just as cool.

That's all i remember. For the most part i don't really use pick up lines. I was always direct cause it's much harder to be indirect.

WhiteShoulder · Answer

Cute guy: “Hey! Are you TS?” Me: “Yes...” Him: “OMG! I loved your poem in the lit magazine.” Defo worked on me 😂

Skyrim5346 · Answer

Once a girl who I knew for only a few days asked me to step up and go to bat with her I said how deep and she was almost the best there ever was I wish I could go back in time she made me feel like I was the king of the world and I think that I would probably marry her but I messed it up but I still talk to her every once and a while

InfobotsMom · Answer

Hi, I'm an STD, wanna let me make your vagina itch? 🤔

jamesgoldman · Answer

Best one I remember using was
'you can't buy love but you can buy used wedding rings'
I used to wear a few gold wedding rings as they were the cheapest way to buy gold (0.3 ct of melee diamonds set into a quarter oz of 9kt was a good buy for £145)

User_Friendly · Answer

I have zero game. I just randomly meet women through life events. But my cousin gave me a girls number the othrr day and i text her "My cousin said you were looking to meet new people. And i quickly raised my hand saying "me me me." She thought it was cute and I've got a date with her in two days 😎

pigoat · Answer

I forgot it But when i heard it i was oh that's a nice pick ul line

ZackBan · Answer

Mine are usually answers when a girl asks me something like: Girl:"do you have a light?" Me:"first time I see the sun asking for light"

ArrowheadSW · Answer

"You must be an overdue library book, because you have "FINE" written all over you."

Jon1108 · Answer

I couldn't flirt if I had the manual, I can bullshit a nun outta her undies though, no offense to meant towards them all, just making a point

Harmseygrace · Answer

Got this from my boyfriend ‘If you were a library book, I’d check you out’.

Nik1hil · Answer

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chriscdi · Answer

A E I O U, let me fuck you

COMMODOREII · Answer

You know I have a Hawaiian name? It is Iwana Layu.

moonpie89 · Answer

Tell me what's your flava?

Antelope · Answer

Put your bed next to mine in Minecraft so we can change our spawn location

Anthony-Bufoni · Answer

Hi, I'm Anthony 🤷‍♂️ (I'm not really into pick up lines, I just introduce myself and see where it goes from there)

bastiaanJ · Answer

Don't tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner. Just smile for yes, or do a backflip/somersault/counter-spin gymnastics combination for no.

Slim57 · Answer

Hey girl just thought I should warn you, your profiles in danger of being taken down for putting all the other girls out of buisness

ohshee · Answer

I don't have any I need

Anonymous · Answer

Girl, are you a hooker? Coz you hooked me.

Asucela · Answer

Can you guess what color is my poop?

Jjpayne · Answer

You're cute said by a girl always works on me

Gatman34 · Answer

Pick up lines are desperate and creepy as fuck

Smf1989 · Answer

I dont use them and no one ever use them on me

ivbnlknfru · Answer

Don't have one... i just am who i am...

nicholas28980 · Answer

how about a nice night of hot sex honey

legalboxers · Answer

never use lines

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