What is your favorite cheesy pick up line?

Question

If girls were boogers... I would pick you first! Top that one! LOL

exitseven · Accepted Answer

I had a friend that liked to play the averages. He would ask out any girl he thought was attractive. Sometimes they used to go out with him , He told me that he asks out lots of girls because the worst thing that could happen is they would say no.
So, I used to tell a girl the story of my friend and the law of averages and any other crazy thing that would pop into my head. Then I would say, "So wouldja?" and they would be so confused that they would say yes. I used this three times one year and I was 3 for 3.

Browneye57 · Accepted Answer

If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Him: Want to go home with me?
Her: No, thanks.
Him: Wanna go home with Russel?
Her: Who's Russel?
Him: Russel is my love-muscle.

Wanna get lucky?
Let's blow this popsicle stand.

Brainsbeforebeauty · Accepted Answer

"Know what's on the menu me 'n' u" * Side note guys- pulling over and asking a girl if she wants a ride, and she politely says no thanks, saying "50 bucks to suck my dick" isn't a line to use 🤬🤬( yes no lie that literally just happened to me less than an hour ago and I'm still pissed, no women don't get flattered by that shit, not this woman anyways 🙄)

PaynefulPleasures · Accepted Answer

Ok I live in Mississippi but here's the best one I heard from my late husband this was just beginning (obviously)
Guy : Are you from Tennessee?
Me : No why?
Guy : Cause sweetheart you're the only 10 I see
ROFLMAO 🤣😂 that was the deal breaker 7yrs together & I'd do it all over again 💞

jennifer_bloom · Answer

I would love to be compared to a Disney character but the highest compliment I ever received was when a guy asked me if I was doing my PhD.

OlderAndWiser · Answer

If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?

purplepoppy · Answer

Do you have any Irish in you? No Would you like some?

Unit1 · Answer

Me: "Do you think pick up lines are weird?" Her: "Yes" Me: "So do i. Great! We are not the weirdos in this world. So how about a game for bowling? Have you tried bowling before?"

Purple_Rose · Answer

My love for you is just like diahrrea. I just can't hold it in.

SpiderManFan2002 · Answer

My friend always used to have the cheesiest pickup lines lmao😂😂😂My favourite one of hers: “Tie your shoelaces I don’t want you falling for anyone else except me”😂😂

KingdomForAKiss · Answer

According to the 2nd law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.

19magic · Answer

I've never had this used on me but my favourite one I've read is I'm like macdonalds and your like burger King, you'll be having it your way and I'll be loving it

David92506 · Answer

Do you know what would look good on you? ME!
Are your parents retarded? 'Cause, you sure are special!
Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?
Hey, baby! Did you know your body is 95% water? Lucky for you I'm thirsty.

08-OWEN-80 · Answer

Hey, are you lady gaga?
cause I want to po po po po po po po po poke your face.
X rated, I know.

My original never heard before:
Me/Anyone: "Hi Dorothy" (Most likely not named Dorothy)
Woman/Lady : Huh? What? Any response is fine.
Me/Anyone: And in a witchy voice with your hand pointing like the wicked witch:
"I'll get you my pretty"

Jjpayne · Answer

I personally like this one from a 90s movie.  Did it hurt? (Girl looks confused) when you fell from heaven 😉

ShaTTeredMasterpeace · Answer

"Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got fine written all over you!" "You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night!" Two of my faves lol

AzzaBlue · Answer

I don't know about pick up lines but I do like to tell corny lame Dad jokes.
For example: "Did you hear about the new restaurant that opened up on the moon? Its suppose to have great food but no atmosphere."

sheikalana · Answer

If you had a briefcase with money in it and the amount was your phone number, how much would you have?

Alexandrubaschet08 · Answer

Rose are red, my face too
Only when i see you ;)

Do you chek the MENU at the restaurant?
Yes.
Me too, i alwase ask for ME-N-U.

Are you French because Eiffel for you.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

And i have many more others.

Smashingdoozy · Answer

You must be a 90 degree angle because you're looking all right!

R3DthatDude · Answer

Girl, I got to tell you, that dress looks like a piece of ‘Good God’ wrapped up in some ‘Have Mercy,’ with a side of got damn.

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

If Covid doesn’t take you out can I.

DiscomfortZone · Answer

I'll share some of the infamous lines in my country:

* Is your dad a gardener? Then how did he raise such a flower?

* Is your dad a terrorist? 'Cause you're a real bomb!

* Say baby, did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Nobody would actually use these today as they are corny and cringy and basically part of folklore, these are mostly referred to jokingly.

Bethann40 · Answer

a quality control technician proffesional...'im a quality guy'

wineme2014 · Answer

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see  Lol.

maryisbreathing · Answer

Are you a minecraft furnace cause I want to put my meat in you 😎😎😎

tennisgirly · Answer

Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day :)

JDavid25 · Answer

I once saw a girl on tinder who said that she was "The snack that smiles back".. I messaged her saying that she was actually "The meal that seals the deal".. Hahahahaha... .. It didn't work..

Mehzmeh · Answer

This one works for me. Because they laugh. And they say that took balls to say.

Hey what's your name?

(Enter name here). Why?

Say her name. And say can I, give you a hug?

Um sure why?

This way can tell people I actually hugged a goddess. Lol

MrWolf · Answer

Depends really on the woman. Usually I perfer to create a new one on the spot and use it only once just to be unique. But my favourite one is : I feel like I'm King Arthur because you are the Holy Grail.

Anonymous · Answer

first i'd slide up next to her in the bar and tell her "i can't believe how f***ing fat you are" I'd tell her "i like the way you make your titties shake and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Ricki Lake".

DamnSam · Answer

Nice legs... Can I wear them if it gets cold outside? Did work, even if I thought it wouldn't...

Anonymous · Answer

"Make sure you tie your shoelaces."  oh okay thanks "Before you fall for someone else."

K-I-S-S · Answer

My dad always said to go for the hottest girl in the room.

ThighsSquashGuy · Answer

There will be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus 🙊

Gosceewual · Answer

"GET IN THE FUCKIN VAN". that's the best pick up line, works every time

Twinrova · Answer

"Hey, I have a net worth in excess of 10 million dollars" Works 100% of the time, I presume.

DrunkenMaster · Answer

Girl you're like a barbwire fence... I can't get over you.

IAMNathanael · Answer

I thought this one's pretty funny... Girl, are you a microwave? Cuz mmmmmmmmhhhh!!

ZackBan · Answer

Wanna come over to my place and play house? You can be the door and I'll slam you. Disclaimer: wouldn't use it to save my own life

bulletbob555 · Answer

Hey if you play your cards right you could get lucky tonight. Kinda reverses the situation.

Kayak_Guy · Answer

pickup lines don’t work I have gotten the most dates just by being myself

dwelshman · Answer

Do you like ice cream? How about a vanilla cone on me?

BUNroaster · Answer

"Hey you single and legal? Howz bouts we go somewhere special and mingle?"

scholastic_vibez · Answer

Me: Hey baby are you tired? Girl: Why? Me: You’ve been running through my mind all day!

Dnice1 · Answer

Are you the sun because your melting my popsicle. Are you a truck because you're picking me up lol

Anonymous · Answer

Are you a camera? Because everytime I look at you I smile.

nate_lake · Answer

Is your daddy in prison cuz if I was your daddy I'd be in prison

TheLittleInnocent · Answer

If covid 19 doesn't take you out, can I?

trvlr60 · Answer

Excuse me miss you forgot something, what is it she ask, oh just my name and phone number, miss? Don't know if it worked that's all of the conversation I heard, cheesy but desperation brings out the cheese in most anyone, I guess

FakeNIK · Answer

Can I follow you She- Why? cause my mom said " follow your dreams"

Slim57 · Answer

I used to tell girls on dating apps they better watch out their profile is in danger of being taken down for putting all the other women on there out of business

blondfrog · Answer

Does it have to be original? I really wanna be original here lol.

legalboxers · Answer

You must be a magnet. Im attracted to you.. Hey can I borrow your smile. I need something to smile at more :)

scooogy · Answer

The nerd in me would say "Integers are countable", which is some nonsense I once said to a girl as a student when drunk.

Iron_Man · Answer

Hey” hey” good lookin” what you got cookin” How about cookin somethin up with me””””

michael1469 · Answer

Are you into recycling? Yes Great cause i am gonna smash your box and leave you at the curb...

Citizenkirk · Answer

Got any Irish🍀☘️🇮🇪💚🥃in ya? YOU WANT SOME?

JosyJosy · Answer

You smell like trash, can I take you out?

Maspolomas · Answer

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No enough to break the ice hi my name is mas

Julio20Ab · Answer

If Corona Didn't take you out... Can I?  Thats dark butttttt meh.

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

“Are you a pocket monster? Cuz I feel something moving in my pants”. Och, fan dabby dozie

Justneedtokno · Answer

“Heaven must be missing an angel”

SaraSmithishere · Answer

Did it hurt? Falling from heaven?

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