What is your favorite cheesy pick up line?

[coachTanthony]

If girls were boogers... I would pick you first! Top that one! LOL

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

"Know what's on the menu me 'n' u"

*Side note guys- pulling over and asking a girl if she wants a ride, and she politely says no thanks, saying "50 bucks to suck my dick" isn't a line to use 🤬🤬(yes no lie that literally just happened to me less than an hour ago and I'm still pissed, no women don't get flattered by that shit, not this woman anyways 🙄)

[coachTanthony]

Was the dude from GAG? Ha

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Hahahahaha maybe 🤔 "Blue anon was that you" 🤔🤣 thanks, needed a laugh

[K-I-S-S]

I know right. Does he think it's easy, it's not called a job for nothing. Should have offered at least a 100. 🙃

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@K-I-S-S har har aren't you funny,🙄

[kkirk4442]

His comment isn't even logical, considering that she already refused the ride.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@kkirk4442 thank you, and then add the fact someone just got shot and killed Saturday in the same street, and uh yeah, that and I don't suck stranger dick for any price 🤷🏼‍♀️

[K-I-S-S]

Just strange sarcasm people.

Of course this guy is an asshole and an idiot, no question about that.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@K-I-S-S I normally can take sarcasm, good at it myself, just not too funny when you can't even walk 3 blocks in broad daylight and not feel safe, or the kids that for shit and killed Saturday again just driving his car in broad daylight. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

*got shot

[K-I-S-S]

Well these are some details i was previously unaware of. As you see, you aren't in my stalk list. So, i do feel sorry for your troubles.

[jerdanro]

Wtf? I'd have told him he has to pay the $1000 asshole surcharge.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@jerdanro 🤣🤣 good one lololol

[exitseven]

I had a friend that liked to play the averages. He would ask out any girl he thought was attractive. Sometimes they used to go out with him , He told me that he asks out lots of girls because the worst thing that could happen is they would say no.
So, I used to tell a girl the story of my friend and the law of averages and any other crazy thing that would pop into my head. Then I would say, "So wouldja?" and they would be so confused that they would say yes. I used this three times one year and I was 3 for 3.

[Browneye57]

If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Him: Want to go home with me?
Her: No, thanks.
Him: Wanna go home with Russel?
Her: Who's Russel?
Him: Russel is my love-muscle.

Wanna get lucky?
Let's blow this popsicle stand.

[coachTanthony]

HA HA HA

[PaynefulPleasures]

Ok I live in Mississippi but here's the best one I heard from my late husband this was just beginning (obviously)
Guy : Are you from Tennessee?
Me : No why?
Guy : Cause sweetheart you're the only 10 I see
ROFLMAO 🤣😂 that was the deal breaker 7yrs together & I'd do it all over again 💞

[coachTanthony]

Ha ha ha yikes

[PaynefulPleasures]

Thanks ❣️

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That’s a good one!

[PaynefulPleasures]

Thanks it definitely worked on me,& it was the best years of my life 💕

[james_d0007]

That was a good one!!! Sorry for your loss

[PaynefulPleasures]

Thank you 💞

[jennifer_bloom]

I would love to be compared to a Disney character but the highest compliment I ever received was when a guy asked me if I was doing my PhD.

[Shah11]

You're gentleman girl.
Show us your intelligence
Not boobs & pussy

[Tomtom9090]

so you want to be sexualized?

[jerdanro]

Smart is sexy.

[ZackBan]

Well lucky for you with disneys new approach go creating women characters they are becoming now PhD holders so anyone complimenting that is basically calling you a Disney character 😉

[OlderAndWiser]

If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?

[purplepoppy]

Do you have any Irish in you?
No
Would you like some?

[coachTanthony]

Ha ha ha

[t-8900]

yo i'm literally dead right now XD

[Unit1]

Me: "Do you think pick up lines are weird?"
Her: "Yes"
Me: "So do i. Great! We are not the weirdos in this world. So how about a game for bowling? Have you tried bowling before?"

[coachTanthony]

Omg lol

[Unit1]

I like to "cut the bullsh" and get to business 😎

[tennisgirly]

never in the world have I ever thought I would say this, but congratulations, Unit1! you made me laugh!
In your own little way, you actually said something really funny :)

[Unit1]

@tennisgirly
Thanks girl 😊 I appreciate it!

[Purple_Rose]

My love for you is just like diahrrea. I just can't hold it in.

[coachTanthony]

So gross but so funny.

[Purple_Rose]

Someone told me that in college. Lol. They were just joking. But it was still gross. Lol

[McKellar]

Sounds like this guy had a shitty-ass way of expressing his love for you. ... I'm sorry, I couldn't really help that one. LOL

[SpiderManFan2002]

My friend always used to have the cheesiest pickup lines lmao😂😂😂My favourite one of hers:
“Tie your shoelaces I don’t want you falling for anyone else except me”😂😂

[Rippersavage]

I've used that one before😄

[KingdomForAKiss]

According to the 2nd law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.

[AmandaYVR]

Oooooh that's clever. Cheesy, but clever. You've got to appreciate a person who says this, at least a little.

[19magic]

I've never had this used on me but my favourite one I've read is

I'm like macdonalds and your like burger King, you'll be having it your way and I'll be loving it

[David92506]

Do you know what would look good on you? ME!
Are your parents retarded? 'Cause, you sure are special!
Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?
Hey, baby! Did you know your body is 95% water? Lucky for you I'm thirsty.

[08-OWEN-80]

Hey, are you lady gaga?
cause I want to po po po po po po po po poke your face.
X rated, I know.

My original never heard before:
Me/Anyone: "Hi Dorothy" (Most likely not named Dorothy)
Woman/Lady : Huh? What? Any response is fine.
Me/Anyone: And in a witchy voice with your hand pointing like the wicked witch:
"I'll get you my pretty"

[Jjpayne]

I personally like this one from a 90s movie.

Did it hurt? (Girl looks confused) when you fell from heaven 😉

[08-OWEN-80]

Dude, no joke, I translated that into Thai and said it as a compliment to a 9th grade student but added 'cause your an angel' as she was always so kind to everyone and helpful and she started crying like shy/happy. Everyone was clapping for her and no hate whatsoever as Thais are warm people like that. Didn't sound/wasn't pervy.
Me: Jep, mai Did it hurt?
Her: jep arai? Did what hurt?
Me: Tdawn khun tok jak sawan? pra khun ben nang fah.
When you fell from heaven cause you are an angel.
Thanks for the reminding me, I hadn't thought about it in a long time. 👍

[Jjpayne]

@08-OWEN-80 thank you and you are welcome!

[ShaTTeredMasterpeace]

"Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got fine written all over you!"

"You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night!"

Two of my faves lol

[Alexandrubaschet08]

Lame, i will not fall for thous as a man :))

[AzzaBlue]

@Alexandrubaschet08 Speak for yourself, as I've already got the wedding ring picked out lol.

[Alexandrubaschet08]

@AzzaBlue Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

this one is a way bether one ;)

[ShaTTeredMasterpeace]

@Alexandrubaschet08 long ass pickup line lol

[Alexandrubaschet08]

You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

[AzzaBlue]

I don't know about pick up lines but I do like to tell corny lame Dad jokes.
For example: "Did you hear about the new restaurant that opened up on the moon? Its suppose to have great food but no atmosphere."

[sheikalana]

If you had a briefcase with money in it and the amount was your phone number, how much would you have?

[BUNroaster]

Ooo nice one

[Alexandrubaschet08]

Rose are red, my face too
Only when i see you ;)

Do you chek the MENU at the restaurant?
Yes.
Me too, i alwase ask for ME-N-U.

Are you French because Eiffel for you.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

And i have many more others.

[Smashingdoozy]

You must be a 90 degree angle because you're looking all right!

[R3DthatDude]

Girl, I got to tell you, that dress looks like a piece of ‘Good God’ wrapped up in some ‘Have Mercy,’ with a side of got damn.

[DiscomfortZone]

I'll share some of the infamous lines in my country:

* Is your dad a gardener? Then how did he raise such a flower?

* Is your dad a terrorist? 'Cause you're a real bomb!

* Say baby, did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Nobody would actually use these today as they are corny and cringy and basically part of folklore, these are mostly referred to jokingly.

[Bethann40]

a quality control technician proffesional...'im a quality guy'

[wineme2014]

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see

Lol.

[wineme2014]

Ah crap, this one was already said... maybe another one is, is that a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them. So dumb.

[Alexandrubaschet08]

Are you from France, cause ieiffel for you ;)