I once saw a girl on tinder who said that she was "The snack that smiles back".. I messaged her saying that she was actually "The meal that seals the deal".. Hahahahaha... .. It didn't work..
Depends really on the woman. Usually I perfer to create a new one on the spot and use it only once just to be unique. But my favourite one is : I feel like I'm King Arthur because you are the Holy Grail.
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first i'd slide up next to her in the bar and tell her "i can't believe how f***ing fat you are" I'd tell her "i like the way you make your titties shake and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Ricki Lake".
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Are you a minecraft furnace cause I want to put my meat in you 😎😎😎
Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day :)
If Covid doesnβt take you out can I.
Damn good one! bhahaahahahahahaha
I once saw a girl on tinder who said that she was "The snack that smiles back"..
I messaged her saying that she was actually "The meal that seals the deal".. Hahahahaha...
.. It didn't work..
This one works for me. Because they laugh. And they say that took balls to say.
Hey what's your name?
(Enter name here). Why?
Say her name. And say can I, give you a hug?
Um sure why?
This way can tell people I actually hugged a goddess. Lol
Depends really on the woman. Usually I perfer to create a new one on the spot and use it only once just to be unique. But my favourite one is : I feel like I'm King Arthur because you are the Holy Grail.
first i'd slide up next to her in the bar and tell her "i can't believe how f***ing fat you are" I'd tell her "i like the way you make your titties shake and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Ricki Lake".
Interesting... Not psychoanalyzing this comment at all right nowπ¬
Nice legs...
Can I wear them if it gets cold outside?
Did work, even if I thought it wouldn't...
"Make sure you tie your shoelaces."
oh okay thanks
"Before you fall for someone else."
That wasn't worded right
@Rippersavage whatever, idrc
My dad always said to go for the hottest girl in the room.
There will be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus 🙊
Bahahahaaha
"I can see my Mars will make concunction with Uranus".
Slight variation, if she digs astrology.
Ewwwwww
"GET IN THE FUCKIN VAN". that's the best pick up line, works every time
"Hey, I have a net worth in excess of 10 million dollars"
Works 100% of the time, I presume.
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Girl you're like a barbwire fence... I can't get over you.
I thought this one's pretty funny...
Girl, are you a microwave? Cuz mmmmmmmmhhhh!!
Wanna come over to my place and play house? You can be the door and I'll slam you.
Disclaimer: wouldn't use it to save my own life
Hey if you play your cards right you could get lucky tonight. Kinda reverses the situation.
pickup lines donβt work
I have gotten the most dates just by being myself
Do you like ice cream? How about a vanilla cone on me?
"Hey you single and legal? Howz bouts we go somewhere special and mingle?"