What's the best pick up line?

[srika]

[Finchie40]

Pick up lines can work and can be fun it just depends on the person’s personality , and if you approached them at the right time , Once a beautiful blonde hair girl walked by me at a bar and I said You have beautiful hair , and she stopped and said Thank you and then continued to tell me what she did to her hair , I said wow you were on a mission and you did a great job with it , I then said my mission is to mess up your hair tonight while I was smiling at her , she smiled and said let’s see if you can , I said fine then go home with me tonight she said let’s see how the night goes , so we ended up talking for awhile and getting to know each other , she then went home with me and I fucked her brains out , when we finished I said my mission is complete, she said you did a great job , we ended up dating for like 6 months after that having tons of sex until her husband knocked on my door

[jamesgoldman]

I used one once and well it got a smile that if I was older than 17 might have been successful
It was the following

The Beatles say money can't buy love but used wedding bands say otherwise or something along those lines... I had 3 on my right hand at the time

[tatianamay]

Nah, I don't use pickup lines, but hey, I saw this on google a few months ago: "im gonna report you to Spotify because I didn't see you in my hottest singles last week" i think pickup lines are cringey af. I like it when guys just say: hey :)

[Abhay765]

How can I say hey to you
Your profile is locked for followings only

[Aakash_Hangargi]

That's is why it's locked 😂🔐

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Lol I can see that pickup line failing instantly at I will report you 😁

[tatianamay]

@Aakash_Hangargi well, it won’t if the guy is genuinely interested in reading my messages fully 😊

[Aakash_Hangargi]

No , I meant if a guy asked the girl reverse lol

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Bc his asking for a pick up line , my guess is he want to use it

[tatianamay]

@Aakash_Hangargi oh lmao yeah, well, I wouldn’t really find it weird tho

[tatianamay]

@Aakash_Hangargi lmao, wait, the dude who commented above, the one who asked if he could say hey to me, isn’t he like 26? 😂

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Girls will be guarded most of them , so there is a chance they will take it as offensive as soon as they hear I will report you.
They would go what will you report why you are looser never talk to me again bam it's over 🤷😜

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Yup that's why I said that is why it's locked 🤷🔐😂

[tatianamay]

@Aakash_Hangargi lmao 🤣 true

[tatianamay]

@Abhay765 bruh you’re like 26 😂

[Blackcupcake]

@Abhay765 how about you go say hi to someone who’s legal maybe.

[tatianamay]

@Aakash_Hangargi lol, people on here are weird haha. Thanks tho :)

[tatianamay]

@Blackcupcake lol 😂

[Aakash_Hangargi]

@Abhay765 you can say hi to @Blackcupcake she volunteered as a legal aged person 🌿🪴

[Aakash_Hangargi]

@tatianamay there is a 70% chance he didnot see your age before commenting maybe wanted to be smug happens 🌿

[Abhay765]

@Aakash_Hangargi @tatianamay
Lot's of discussion going on here
Actually I haven't saw your age and just commented the 1st thing cane in my mind.

[Notfabricated]

You're a good one. Lol I remember being at a party and approaching a women with that and she said I had to come harder the that. I even remember being in this social experiment in class and most if not all the girls said " I dont want no hi " in my head I'm thinking I'm in trouble. Lol

[Sincerly_KittyCat]

"I want to spoil you in every way you want me too" if a man says this to me bet your bottom dollar he might just get a date.

[Daniel-Lingl]

Noted lol

[have_a_good_day]

I saw THE BEST thing ever once.

This dude put his fingers in a girl's drink and took out an ice block. He then put it on the floor in front of her and proceeded to stomp on it. Then he said these words:

"now that the ice is broken, can I buy you a new drink?"

And then she replied :

"no"

[exitseven]

I had a friend that used to ask out every girl he thought looked interesting. He got shot down a lot but he dated a lot of different women. He used to tell me that the worst that can happen is they say no. I used to tell that story along with anything else that was in my head. When the girl was good and confused I would ask her out. She would be so confused at that point she would say yes.
One year I went 6 for 6 with this.

[Glasgow55]

I was in a bar, with my girlfriend - later my wife - when I guy came and sat beside her at our table. Without even looking at me, he said, "If you can get someone to look after your pet monkey for the evening, I'll show you a great time." My girl and I just burst out laughing and the three of us became friends.

[bamesjond0069]

What you open with is almost irrelevant. If a girl already really likes you a simple hi works fine. If she's not really feeling you a clever line that she likes (its subjective so there is no best) can turn her on to you. If its weird or too nasty (subjective again) it will turn her off.

[MCheetah]

The Sougayilang Speed Bass Rod. It can picky up all the fishy creatures, in no time. And bass, too! The PLUSINNO is also good!

[Nikola321]

Hey girl, are you a fire alarm? Cuz u're damn loud and annoying!

Before I get attacked: IT WAS A JOKE

[Question_091]

Maybe I'm just into crude humor, but that's a good one too! People should know you're joking, maybe to a friend.

[Nikola321]

yeah :D

[serious]

There is no best pick up lines. Best is to not have any pick up lines. Just be natural and original. If you are liked by others then great and if not then so be it, that is the best attitude to have.

[ChrisMaster69]

Being respectful and showing respect.

beats any words.

[muscularbumblebee]

Are you sponge Bob because your eyes sure are twinkling.


It’s bad but who doesn’t like sponge Bob. A for the effort eh

[Anonymous]

"Are you an interior decorator? Because you make every room you're in look beautiful"
I normally think pickup lines are dumb, but this is the only one that ever actually worked on me.

[read12]

Can i get a picture of you so that I can show santa-claus what i want for Christmas

[InventorofWarp]

Wanna feel my shirt?

It's made of boyfriend material.

[Sweetener_]

I heard you're good in algebra... can you replace my X without asking Y? 😏

[DWornock]

The best pick-up line is to be hot. Then it doesn't much matter what pick-up line you use. If you are not hot, no pick-up line works.

[K-I-S-S]

I'm really rich works pretty well too. But the quality of women it gets isn't really worth the trouble 😗

[DWornock]

@K-I-S-S Absolutely, money works and makes an average-looking guy appear to be hot to almost all women past high school age and maybe even then.

[Joker_]

So a guy goes up to a girl and asks "Do you want the best sex?" to which she replies "Er, no". He then tells her "Well you've certainly met the right guy then"

[Question_091]

That's actually clever. You demeaned yourself, but are confident in doing so. Have you ever used that, and what was her reaction?

[Joker_]

@Question_091 We then proceeded to have the worst sex imaginable

[red_knight]

Hey baby... I dint really ask a girl this question till they tell me they're pregnant...

What's your name baby?

[Iron_Man]

Hey” hey” good lookin” what you got Cookin how about cookin somethin up with me

[Dinosaursandanime65]

One of them is “you don’t want to see this up close, SKIN BAAG”.

[This_Is_My_Opinion8]

"Hi. How are you?"
With a smile and making eye contact.

[Anonymous]

"Pick-up lines are bull. Don't you agree?"

There it is!

[karaspara]

Get in the van bitch before I shoot you

[Abhay765]

Is this a pickup line or a threat?

[karaspara]

@Abhay765 Depends where you live

[Abhay765]

What if i lived nearby you?

[karaspara]

@Abhay765 cool

[Abhay765]

Text me please

[muscularbumblebee]

Smooooth

[Anonymous]

You: Uh oh, this isn’t good
Then: Why?
You: My doctors told me I need to stay away from snacks, yet here I am talking to one

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Try this one. If Covid doesn’t take you out can I.

[MalesGOD1]

Want to talk to a nice guy

[jamezsexton]

I have never needed a pick up line.

[Lost_in_the_Woods]

What is the first thing you say to a tinder match?

Cus aparently it's working.

[jamezsexton]

Never been on tender meet all my girls in person

[jj-bnobb]

It all depends on time place sex and race 😉

[SamFromFL]

Hello

[srika]

Great

[Lost_in_the_Woods]

I've tried it. It doesn't work like it used to.

[SamFromFL]

Works for me.

[crazy8000]

Doesn't exist any magical pick up line 😉

[MudRucker]

Have you ever eaten a footlong hotdog?

[Izzyboom]

A compliment then talk about a holiday

[K-I-S-S]

Hi...

[Anonymous]

Of course i love you, my dick is hard.

[Anonymous]

I hate pick up lines

[K-I-S-S]

That's a pretty good pickup line. 🤔

[lorenzomichael]

Hey bitch.

[ShadowMaster451]

HI WADDUP GURL

[In_Trance]

the one that works