Do you know any funny pick-up lines, If so what are they?

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Would love too hear them hopefully laugh at a couple.

Chazmatazz269 · Accepted Answer

I have one that i used as a joke on a friend, but several females who witnessed the exchange were openly inspired. I’ve never used it since because i think “lines” are inherently cheesy, but i’ll share it and you’re welcome to use it if it works for you.
Scene: I come in to work earlier than most because my position demands it. My boss is sometimes there, but not always. There are usually at least two office persons there, always ladies. I walk in and see my boss unexpectedly, and he’s dressed up more so than usual or necessary. I’m not used to this and i don’t know why, but i’m a natural clown. So i walk over to him, hunched over his keyboard, lean in and take a big whiff. He deadpan turns to look at me and asks, “What?”. I respond, “I’m just wondering if you smell as good as you look.”. Ell oh ell! The ladies gasped and swooned and i heard at least two distinct compliments, “What a line!” and “Great line!”. Ell oh ell! Didn’t expect any of that. He WAS wearing cologne and that’s all i was getting at, but he challenged my investigation before i could ask what he was wearing and, more importantly WHY. But it played out and i inadvertently invented a pick up line, that i’ll literally never use again! Haha!

Wonderwhat · Accepted Answer

Have you been sitting in sugar because your ass is sweet

LilyoftheLake · Accepted Answer

"Hey, feel my shirt." "Okay..." "What do you think it's made out of?" "... Polyester?" "Boyfriend material." XD

DermalPunch · Accepted Answer

I would burn your house down so you would be forced to come and live with me. It didn't work though.

TacosRAwesome · Answer

I don't know if they're useable but my little sister and cousin came up with some horrible ones -  1. Is your dad a baker.. coz those buns. 2. Is your dad a terrorist.. coz you're a bomb.

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

How about this one… If Covid Doesn’t Take You Out Can I?

jamesgoldman · Answer

I created it but never used it The Beatles said money can't buy me love but it does buy used wedding rings and that's a close second

Iron_Man · Answer

Listen to the words in the song this works every time on a woman I would highly recommend using it 👍

Jamesshinobi · Answer

i dont think pickup lines work on woman. I fell for one old as time. a girl said she liked my shirt and i told her thanks. i only got it cuz it was on sale 25% off and she said she'd like to see it 100% off.

stephphoenix · Answer

Umm girl do you sell Tomatoes? Cos you send me chills from my head To-Ma-Toes😅 I came across this online days back and I think it's okay

Anonymous · Answer

My dick just died, I was wondering if I could bury it in your pussy?

Ruenella_ · Answer

Pick-up lines and funny don't belong in the same sentence.

Dalton69 · Answer

”I must be in heaven because I see an Angel”

Yuuibtony · Answer

Why women so cute? Because they drink cutorade

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