I have one that i used as a joke on a friend, but several females who witnessed the exchange were openly inspired. I’ve never used it since because i think “lines” are inherently cheesy, but i’ll share it and you’re welcome to use it if it works for you. Scene: I come in to work earlier than most because my position demands it. My boss is sometimes there, but not always. There are usually at least two office persons there, always ladies. I walk in and see my boss unexpectedly, and he’s dressed up more so than usual or necessary. I’m not used to this and i don’t know why, but i’m a natural clown. So i walk over to him, hunched over his keyboard, lean in and take a big whiff. He deadpan turns to look at me and asks, “What?”. I respond, “I’m just wondering if you smell as good as you look.”. Ell oh ell! The ladies gasped and swooned and i heard at least two distinct compliments, “What a line!” and “Great line!”. Ell oh ell! Didn’t expect any of that. He WAS wearing cologne and that’s all i was getting at, but he challenged my investigation before i could ask what he was wearing and, more importantly WHY. But it played out and i inadvertently invented a pick up line, that i’ll literally never use again! Haha!
People be way too thirsty some times, that goes for both men and women I just stay in my bubble and if a women down I'm down I can't believe he got mad at you for that that's immature he sounds backed up when it comes too Knowledge
I don't know if they're useable but my little sister and cousin came up with some horrible ones - 1. Is your dad a baker.. coz those buns. 2. Is your dad a terrorist.. coz you're a bomb.
i dont think pickup lines work on woman. I fell for one old as time. a girl said she liked my shirt and i told her thanks. i only got it cuz it was on sale 25% off and she said she'd like to see it 100% off.
WELL that's not what I'm asking for not trying too hear an actual pickup line looking for something too laugh at if you read the bottom would have saw that
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