What is the most clever, funny, awesome or worst pick up line you have ever heard?

[weasley8]

I don’t really tend to like pick up lines. The best openers I’ve heard are usually sweet compliments, followed by a question. Rhetorical questions can be okay too, in the “has anybody ever told you that…” family.

As for the worst, a guy once very casually told me that I had “a very strangleable neck.” This was immediately followed by “Don’t worry. It’s a good thing.” I guess I must have made a face or something. I was pretty freaked out. I’ve since figured out that it’s a sex thing.

I also once had a really drunk guy tell me after he saw me in my choir sweater that he just wants a pretty girl who will sing to him and watch spongebob with him. I didn’t really respond, but my friend tried to get him to go away, so then he tried to hit on both of us at the same time. But he was really drunk, and maybe high, and I guess he didn’t know where to look, since there were two of us. So he kept moving his eyes back and forth before eventually settling on a spot on the wall between us.

[jennifer_bloom]

The worst pick up line I ever heard is when a guy came up to me and said "what's up groovy chick?"

The funniest pick up line I ever had is when a guy dangles a pencil in front of me and tells me to catch the mouse - I laughed cause it was so idiotic and stupid but tried hard not to laugh cause I did not want to embarrass him - I guess you could say its also the most unattractive pic up line I ever heard

The sweetest pick up line I ever had is when a disabled guy told me he likes Chinese girls likes me - it wasn't what he said but the affection and tenderness and sweetness in his voice - I turned him down cause I did not want my children to inherit his issues but I did think he was attractive

[David92506]

I played the video game, "Leisure Suit Larry - Mangum Cum Laude" and he had a lot of pick-up lines.
"You know what would look good on you? Me!"
"Your legs must be tired because I've been chasing you all night in my dreams!"
"Are you a screen door, 'cause I could bang you all day long!
"Are your parents retarded? 'Cause you sure are special!
"Did ya know that a girl's best friends are her legs? But, remember: there comes a time when even the best of friends must part.

[Jean-Marie_Céline]

The cringiest was, translated in English: "I'm like a nest without a bird, you wanna be the bird who lays on my nest?"
Explanation - Bird (Uccello in Italian) here is also an euphemism for both "young/handsome boy" and "penis".

Yeah, I'm still with her after that display of poetry.

[Desconhecida]

The worst is that one: "did it hurt when you fell off heaven, angel?"

Ugh

[OlderAndWiser]

"If I told you that you have a really hot body, would you hold it against me?"

[SpiderManFan2002]

One of my closest friends in secondary school always had the worst pick-up lines, but they were so bad they were actually good and funny too. Every time she used to say them (not seriously but as a joke) I just used to sigh, then smile and facepalm because they were so bad, but they made everyone laugh at the same time😂

Anyway my favourite one she used to say to people was: "Tie your shoelaces, I don't want you falling for anyone else but me"😂😂😂

[8owen8]

Hey, can you be Lady Gaga? Cuz I want to po po po po po po po po poke your face.

This one may be a little risky, but you only live once.. I wrap an empty cardboard box and I got a hole in it. Into that hole my wee wee will go. She will unwrap the box and see and I've given her something truly priceless (to me). She looks up at me with wide eyes and big smile. All the while I'm knodding slowly saying "oh yeah, oh yeah, just for you". Then I turn around and just walk away with the Bee gees song playing. "0h, you can tell by the way I walk and talk I'm a ladies man".
Guaranteed success, Bro.

Quite certain that's how it goes.

[Anonymous]

You know the perception lies in the listener, right? Sort of how beauty is eye of the beholder.

I mean pretty sure "I'm not Chinese but I enjoy eating pussy" ranks high on the worst list for some - if not down & out offensive - particularly if one isn't provocative (I'm not). But as I'd known the guy for a while, knew his at times don't-think-before-speaks personality all too well, and we'd been testing the waters for oh christ about 18 months it's like I'll not slap him cause that (eating pussy) isn't a bad idea.

[ineedatan]

Best ones are natural ones such as, "hey, I wanted to introduce myself before a better looking girl approaches you and I lose my chance." I've tried this line a handful of times and has always created a positive response.

Cringe worthy one I remember is: "Are you mixed? Cause you look exotic." I gave him a blank face, turned away from him and continued talking to my friend.

[DestinyElizabeth04]

I have yet to have anyone use a pick up line on me that was clever. It's mainly men simply using my name as a way to hit on me. Like "It must be Destiny that I met you" or "We were destined to talk today" or "I need a little Destiny in my life". All the pick up lines I have heard have turned my stomach because I have heard them so much over my life that they just repulse me at this point. Like, you can't come up with something better? Lol

[SAMI_DABBAB]

I have 3

#1 Me:Can I take a pic with you?
Her: Why
Me: I'm trying to prove to my friends that Angels exist

#2 Are you Chinese? Cause I'm China get your number

#3 Me:Can You swim?
Her: Yes I can
Me: Damn, Mermaids do have feet

[Gedaria]

It was stupid, I was talking a girl in coffee shop, we got served, I said jokingly, what's alovely girl like you doind in a terrible place like this.
She smiled and said do you want to sit down.
Then she said no have seen you in here before and wanted to chat.

[BeachBabe96]

My boyfriend sent me this the other day: "I love your eyes but I love mine more because without mine I can't see yours 😘" and then we couldn't stop laughing at how stupid it was.

[Yads_Is_Back]

Not gonna lie, I like best the Spanish ones, where the guy tries to impress me with a little Spanish. Sometimes he gets it wrong and it’s kinda cute, or he gets it right and his accent makes it funny, so either way it’s always fun :)

[ZackBan]

Litterally today I've been told
"Hey I'm a treasure hunter, I think I just found what I'm looking for"

Now to be honest I wasn't blown away but it was cleaver and thoughtful to say the least.

[Iron_Man]

I use this pick up line every time I go out in public for women I see and it works every single time. Hey’ hey‘ good lookin what you got cookin, how about cookin somethin up with me”

[purplepoppy]

"Do you have any Irish in you?"
"No"
"Would you like some?"

[KingdomForAKiss]

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

[astrobella]

lmao this one time in school...
so there was this guy who asked me out during the week and since i was just in middle school and couldn't really come up with an answer instantly, so after a long pause ( i hadn't given him an answer yet) he said "oh its all fine, you can give me your answer by Friday" and then he walked away like he just won the lottery.
lmaooo and went home and told my mom and we were laughing so hard.🤣
i went to him on Friday and said "no" finally.

[FýrdracaDócincel]

"Were your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special."

"Come sit on my face, I'll guess your weight."

"I'm SO sorry, I chopped off your boyfriend's hand. Need a hug?"

[Anonymous]

My friend used this one on a girl he met last year on the beach, while he was drunk:
He: Wanna wrestle with me?
She: WTF, are you serious?
He: Yeah, you know, simple rules, the winner fucks the loser.
She: Slapped him 😂

[Jjpayne]

Did if hurt? When you fell from heaven. 😂 only one I got right now :)

[Pete671]

Have you got any Irish in you? would you like some? and yes it did work lol,,,
I thought I had no chance so would just give her a laugh but amazingly she came across,,,