What is the most clever, funny, awesome or worst pick up line you have ever heard?

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weasley8 · Accepted Answer

I don’t really tend to like pick up lines. The best openers I’ve heard are usually sweet compliments, followed by a question. Rhetorical questions can be okay too, in the “has anybody ever told you that…” family.

As for the worst, a guy once very casually told me that I had “a very strangleable neck.” This was immediately followed by “Don’t worry. It’s a good thing.” I guess I must have made a face or something. I was pretty freaked out. I’ve since figured out that it’s a sex thing.

I also once had a really drunk guy tell me after he saw me in my choir sweater that he just wants a pretty girl who will sing to him and watch spongebob with him. I didn’t really respond, but my friend tried to get him to go away, so then he tried to hit on both of us at the same time. But he was really drunk, and maybe high, and I guess he didn’t know where to look, since there were two of us. So he kept moving his eyes back and forth before eventually settling on a spot on the wall between us.

jennifer_bloom · Accepted Answer

The worst pick up line I ever heard is when a guy came up to me and said "what's up groovy chick?"

The funniest pick up line I ever had is when a guy dangles a pencil in front of me and tells me to catch the mouse - I laughed cause it was so idiotic and stupid but tried hard not to laugh cause I did not want to embarrass him - I guess you could say its also the most unattractive pic up line I ever heard

The sweetest pick up line I ever had is when a disabled guy told me he likes Chinese girls likes me - it wasn't what he said but the affection and tenderness and sweetness in his voice - I turned him down cause I did not want my children to inherit his issues but I did think he was attractive

David92506 · Accepted Answer

I played the video game, "Leisure Suit Larry - Mangum Cum Laude" and he had a lot of pick-up lines.
"You know what would look good on you? Me!"
"Your legs must be tired because I've been chasing you all night in my dreams!"
"Are you a screen door, 'cause I could bang you all day long!
"Are your parents retarded? 'Cause you sure are special!
"Did ya know that a girl's best friends are her legs? But, remember: there comes a time when even the best of friends must part.

Jean-Marie_Céline · Accepted Answer

The cringiest was, translated in English: "I'm like a nest without a bird, you wanna be the bird who lays on my nest?"
Explanation - Bird (Uccello in Italian) here is also an euphemism for both "young/handsome boy" and "penis".

Yeah, I'm still with her after that display of poetry.

OlderAndWiser · Answer

"If I told you that you have a really hot body, would you hold it against me?"

Desconhecida · Answer

The worst is that one: "did it hurt when you fell off heaven, angel?" Ugh

SpiderManFan2002 · Answer

One of my closest friends in secondary school always had the worst pick-up lines, but they were so bad they were actually good and funny too. Every time she used to say them (not seriously but as a joke) I just used to sigh, then smile and facepalm because they were so bad, but they made everyone laugh at the same time😂

Anyway my favourite one she used to say to people was: "Tie your shoelaces, I don't want you falling for anyone else but me"😂😂😂

Anonymous · Answer

You know the perception lies in the listener, right? Sort of how beauty is eye of the beholder.

I mean pretty sure "I'm not Chinese but I enjoy eating pussy" ranks high on the worst list for some - if not down & out offensive - particularly if one isn't provocative (I'm not). But as I'd known the guy for a while, knew his at times don't-think-before-speaks personality all too well, and we'd been testing the waters for oh christ about 18 months it's like I'll not slap him cause that (eating pussy) isn't a bad idea.

8owen8 · Answer

Hey, can you be Lady Gaga? Cuz I want to po po po po po po po po poke your face.

This one may be a little risky, but you only live once.. I wrap an empty cardboard box and I got a hole in it. Into that hole my wee wee will go. She will unwrap the box and see and I've given her something truly priceless (to me). She looks up at me with wide eyes and big smile. All the while I'm knodding slowly saying "oh yeah, oh yeah, just for you". Then I turn around and just walk away with the Bee gees song playing. "0h, you can tell by the way I walk and talk I'm a ladies man".
Guaranteed success, Bro.

Quite certain that's how it goes.

SAMI_DABBAB · Answer

I have 3

#1 Me:Can I take a pic with you?
Her: Why
Me: I'm trying to prove to my friends that Angels exist

#2 Are you Chinese? Cause I'm China get your number

#3 Me:Can You swim?
Her: Yes I can
Me: Damn, Mermaids do have feet

BeachBabe96 · Answer

My boyfriend sent me this the other day: "I love your eyes but I love mine more because without mine I can't see yours 😘" and then we couldn't stop laughing at how stupid it was.

Iron_Man · Answer

I use this pick up line every time I go out in public for women I see and it works every single time. Hey’ hey‘ good lookin what you got cookin, how about cookin somethin up with me”

purplepoppy · Answer

"Do you have any Irish in you?" "No" "Would you like some?"

KingdomForAKiss · Answer

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

ineedatan · Answer

Best ones are natural ones such as, "hey, I wanted to introduce myself before a better looking girl approaches you and I lose my chance." I've tried this line a handful of times and has always created a positive response.

Cringe worthy one I remember is: "Are you mixed? Cause you look exotic." I gave him a blank face, turned away from him and continued talking to my friend.

DestinyElizabeth04 · Answer

I have yet to have anyone use a pick up line on me that was clever. It's mainly men simply using my name as a way to hit on me. Like "It must be Destiny that I met you" or "We were destined to talk today" or "I need a little Destiny in my life". All the pick up lines I have heard have turned my stomach because I have heard them so much over my life that they just repulse me at this point. Like, you can't come up with something better? Lol

Anonymous · Answer

My friend used this one on a girl he met last year on the beach, while he was drunk:
He: Wanna wrestle with me?
She: WTF, are you serious?
He: Yeah, you know, simple rules, the winner fucks the loser.
She: Slapped him 😂

Gedaria · Answer

It was stupid, I was talking a girl in coffee shop, we got served, I said jokingly, what's alovely girl like you doind in a terrible place like this.
She smiled and said do you want to sit down.
Then she said no have seen you in here before and wanted to chat.

flamiE · Answer

Alright that must be the worst one. A black man approached me at a party, I was wearing a black dress. He went “I see your favourite colour is black.. mine’s white baby” *i’m white* 😂😂

Yads_Is_Back · Answer

Not gonna lie, I like best the Spanish ones, where the guy tries to impress me with a little Spanish. Sometimes he gets it wrong and it’s kinda cute, or he gets it right and his accent makes it funny, so either way it’s always fun :)

ZackBan · Answer

Litterally today I've been told  "Hey I'm a treasure hunter, I think I just found what I'm looking for"  Now to be honest I wasn't blown away but it was cleaver and thoughtful to say the least.

pigoat · Answer

I forgot it but there were some good ones I wonder if they would've worked for me

StephenCF · Answer

“Hey, you like magic? Wanna see me pull a one-eyed snake outta my pants?”

WowwGirl · Answer

Probably  I'd give anything to be your mirror for a day.

astrobella · Answer

lmao this one time in school...
so there was this guy who asked me out during the week and since i was just in middle school and couldn't really come up with an answer instantly, so after a long pause ( i hadn't given him an answer yet) he said "oh its all fine, you can give me your answer by Friday" and then he walked away like he just won the lottery.
lmaooo and went home and told my mom and we were laughing so hard.🤣
i went to him on Friday and said "no" finally.

DizzyDesii · Answer

I found this one adorable: Is your boyfriend an organ donor?  Cause you're way to beautiful for him to not give you his heart

FýrdracaDócincel · Answer

"Were your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special." "Come sit on my face, I'll guess your weight." "I'm SO sorry, I chopped off your boyfriend's hand. Need a hug?"

crazy8000 · Answer

There aren't any bad lines. only receivers with bad attitude 😉

KAT247 · Answer

I’ve heard, “do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot long” 😖

ask4any · Answer

What do you say we grab some maple syrup and play IHOP in your pants!!

Anonymous · Answer

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me so I could lick your butt hole?

sensible27 · Answer

I remember a friend of mine who used to spin and do the handshake thing, can't/not going to aay anymore than that...

Jjpayne · Answer

Did if hurt? When you fell from heaven. 😂 only one I got right now :)

Anonymous · Answer

Can't remember cause I don't pay attention to them.

Pete671 · Answer

Have you got any Irish in you? would you like some? and yes it did work lol,,,  I thought I had no chance so would just give her a laugh but amazingly she came across,,,

alvincasey · Answer

My only pickup line is “My Jeep has 4 wheel drive in it”

humanearth · Answer

Was your mother retarded, because you're so special

SweetDisaster · Answer

There's one thing I have in my life the no one will ever have... And that's you lol silly but cute

Phoenix98 · Answer

Man I saw it on a YouTube video I’ll have to look for it but it was petty clever:

kamalravi25 · Answer

Girl:I have a cat who likes to get eaten. Boy:😋🍽️

cc690 · Answer

You remind me a lot of my big toe... Eventually I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.

Slim57 · Answer

I saw a video where a guy asked out a girl and she said she had a boyfriend to which he replied oh I didn't know we were already dating, gave me a little laugh

Anonymous · Answer

Are you my little toe finger because I will find myself banging you all the time on my furniture

mynameisRIS · Answer

A guy told me "your face is so beautiful I can have it as a portrait on my wall"

sophhiegarcia · Answer

"are you lost babygirl" 😳😳😳 #365days

GlitterFairy16 · Answer

Are you a post stamp? because your first class

Kingfish3447 · Answer

Wine Me Done Me 69 Me?

michael1469 · Answer

Wanna watch the submarine races?

infinitybreaker2018 · Answer

You'll do

Anonymous · Answer

I don’t know

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