What's the weirdest but most effective pick-up line you've ever heard?

[AveryGaming2014]

[BonzoInBitburg]

I was at the grocery store and I saw a really cute woman knocking on watermelons so I asked her to pick me one too. After she handed me one I said since she helped me pick out melons I could meet her in the meat section and help her pick out sausage. 20 minutes later we were having coffee together

[exitseven]

This is a great story.

[exitseven]

I had a friend that used to ask out every girl that he thought was interesting. He got shot down a lot but he also dated a lot of girls. He told me that the worst thing thst they could do was to say no.

So one night I met a girl in a bar. She was the bartender. I decided that I wanted to go out with her. Her shift was over at 11:00 so I waited until then. After her shift I asked her if I could walk her to her car. While we walked I told her the story about my friend and the advice that he gave me. This girl was totally confused at what I was saying. Then I just stopped and looked at her and just said "So would'ja?" She didn't have time to say no so she said yes. We dated for 5 or 6 months after that. Ter next winter I used that same line and went 3 for 3 with it.

[MrChinaski]

My wife worked as a trainer for a football team known as the Redlegs. Not directed at her, but I gather more than once the players used the line: How about those Legs? How about you spread them?

[TheSmellOfVictoria]

"Your eyes are so gorgeous, I'd like to rip them out of your skull and wear them as my own"!