What's the weirdest or most creative pickup line you have ever heard?

[Bdsmaster]

I have heard a few but just remembered the most weird and i was like "Nah, not gonna happen luv".
She said to me that, "would you like to test, whether you can be father of my future children or not?"
I will give it to her that it was creative though. 😅😅

[erandal]

I've heard so many but I do remember one where he asked me what I would like him to make me for breakfast the following morning. I remember that one because I told him and he actually made it.

[Bdsmaster]

That's actually a sweet one.

[Anonymous]

At my school's library I saw a man and a woman run into each other while one was exiting and the other was entering, and I heard the guy say something like, "You know, Buddha says that if you physically run into someone that person is meant to be in your life." I thought it was kinda funny/unique haha. Don't think it worked tho

[Bdsmaster]

That is quite unique and nice too.

[Moose304]

I think the funniest line I can remember was a wealthy man told a young girl he was looking for his next ex-wife. Are you interested?

[Bdsmaster]

Ex wife? That's actually funny

[Anonymous]

"God, you'd look so cute crying under me"
Apparently regarding posy great sex weeping. 🤔

[Bdsmaster]

Well that's not a pick up line but it still is weird.

[Desconhecida]

Once a guy asked me what time I was going to be on my date the next day. Confused, I told him I didn't have one and he said: I can help you with that -- now you do have one, with me.
It was lame but I liked his confidence.

[Bdsmaster]

That was a bold approach luv.
Did it work?

[Desconhecida]

We are engaged. 🤣🤣🤣

[Bdsmaster]

Oh, damn it I missed my chance, luv.
Ok I will try next time then.

[Desconhecida]

I think the important isn't the line but to make the girl laugh. You only have 4 minutes to make a first good impression.

[Bdsmaster]

So when do my time starts luv.
I will set my watch and put on my charming hat

[WhatTheHeckkkk]

A love song written for me. Definitely weird because I wasn’t expecting it, but it was sweet 😅

[Bdsmaster]

That's nice, luv. If you liked it I can write one for you too

[Anonymous]

"You could make a good dog break his leash,"

I thought to myself - who looks at a woman and immediately thinks dog leash? Then I realised. That guy does.

[Bdsmaster]

Who says that, that's weird.😂😂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

How about this one… If Covid Doesn’t Take You Out Can I?

[Bdsmaster]

Well, that's current scenario related highly creative but not weird.

[Iron_Man]

Hey hey good lookin what you got cookin how about cookin somethin up with me”

[Ascarymanasks]

I’m here what’s you’re other two wishes

[Bdsmaster]

That's cheesy

[Ascarymanasks]

Lol I know

[Anonymous]

She told me she "didn't used to find me attractive". As though that was a comment. So I told her well I used to think you were unattractive and I still do.

[emperor90]

are u a door cause i want to bang u

[Bdsmaster]

Someone said this to you? How did you react, it's hilarious to me though.

[Dana223]

A poem with my name

[Bdsmaster]

A complete poem? That's nice if you know the guy. And creepy if you don't.

[Dana223]

Two to four lines is fine, I say.
Might get longer if we know each other, no objections! 😁

[Bdsmaster]

Yeah that might work luv. Did the poem work on you?

[Dana223]

You bet

[Bdsmaster]

That's great

[Bdsmaster]

So here's my poem for you...
Just kidding luv.
Have a great day