What's the weirdest pickup line you've heard?

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What's the weirdest pickup line you've heard?

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Victorianna Follow
Xper 6 Age: 39 , mho 73%

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I hate pick up lines. They'd never work on me!

I don't know about the weirdest, but the corniest I've heard is, " should i ring you in the morning to wake you... or nudge you" ewww Lol!

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- Chief16
  
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  That's just lame.
  
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- Victorianna
  
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  It is! I hate all pick up lines. I can't imagine why they'd work on anyone
  
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- solivagant
  
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  hahahahahah!!
  
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- Victorianna
  
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  Haha @solivagant.. yes it's corny haha
  
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- dudeman
  
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  Damn baby gods missing an angel... because he told me.
  
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LittleSally Follow
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- Chief16
  
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  LOOOOL.😂😂😂 Man that was lovely.
  
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- LittleSally
  
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  Thank you 🍓
  
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- Chief16
  
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  No, thank you. That still cracks me up.😂
  
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- LittleSally
  
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  xD 🍭
  
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blessed_curse Follow
Xper 7 Age: 24

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Your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
but hey it's not too weird right?

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- Chief16
  
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  Nah. Kinda cute really.
  
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apple24 Follow
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umm... hmm! I'll try this one! I'll just say Apples are near by!

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- Chief16
  
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  LMAO. Wtf Queen?
  
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- Victorianna
  
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  hahaha
  
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- apple24
  
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  I don't like your tone young man! MANNERS!
  
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- Chief16
  
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  @apple24 beg your pardon, you're the one who said Apples are nearby.
  
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solivagant Follow
Xper 5 Age: 31 , mho 35%

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This is my phone and that's your hand, how about we make use of both and you put your number in it. ;) Actually I just made this pick up line. LOL!! Creepy as hell, right?

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- Chief16
  
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  @solivagant Lol. No man. Too cutish and weird. Nothing creepy. Maybe if you take the phone and press it in her hand. That'd be creepy.
  
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- solivagant
  
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  it's cute? might as well work on some girls then.. hahaha! Let's ask @Victorianna about it as she hate pick up lines. 😜
  
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- Victorianna
  
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  Haha well it wouldn't work on me, but a good attempt at making one up off the top of your head lol
  
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- solivagant
  
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  @Victorianna oh damn it!! Which one would work on you then? Mission Failed!! 👎
  
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- Victorianna
  
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  Haha mission failed. I hate pickup lines 😂😂
  
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- Chief16
  
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  @Victorianna mission impossible now huh?
  
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- solivagant
  
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  @Victorianna how about we try it your way and grab a coffee? ;) would that work? 😎
  
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- Chief16
  
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  You both have fun, I'm gonna go hit the sack. Ciao.
  
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- Victorianna
  
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  Hahahaga 😂😂😂😂😂👍
  
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- solivagant
  
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  @Victorianna *sighs* :( :( :( :(
  
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- Victorianna
  
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  LMAO 😂😂😂
  
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rondon06 Follow
Xper 5 Age: 27

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You turn my floopy disk into a hard drive is the worst pick up line I have ever heard

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The pickup line where they don't pick me up.

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