What is the cheesiest pick-up line you have ever heard?

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kinkynicci Follow
Xper 7 Age: 45 , mho 34%

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Had a guy at the bar tell me once
If you went home with me there would be one less planet in the solar system cause I'd wreck uranus

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  RebelinSteel
  
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  @kinkynicci lol classic
  
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- kinkynicci
  
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  Yes not gonna lie I giggled lol
  
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  RebelinSteel
  
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  @kinkynicci tbh, those are the ones that work. I tend to be more direct as I am crap at chat up lines, great at flirting.
  
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  RebelinSteel
  
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  @kinkynicci the main question though did he pull?
  
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RebelinSteel Follow
Guru Age: 31 , mho 40%

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A friend used this or similar and it worked
You want to come over n watch porn all night on my new mirror

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- BlissfullyCurSed
  
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  🙄🙄🙄
  
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PrettyCrumblBb Follow
Explorer Age: 31

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Gimme MHO u sexy betch. 😏

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- BlissfullyCurSed
  
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  doesn't seem like I have many options lolol
  
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- PrettyCrumblBb
  
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  I am content with you choosing me over @NathanDavis 😂😂😂
  
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  NathanDavis
  
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  I do think mine was grate...
  
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- PrettyCrumblBb
  
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  @NathanDavis It was though. 😂 Hopefully u get MHO ☺️
  
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- BlissfullyCurSed
  
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  consider it done.
  
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- PrettyCrumblBb
  
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  Oof.
  
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  NathanDavis
  
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  https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JdIPHhjevLQ
  
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- PrettyCrumblBb
  
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  @NathanDavis no me castigue
  
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  NathanDavis
  
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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUzMZbnfb1M
  
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- PrettyCrumblBb
  
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  @NathanDavis I'm not looking 🙈
  
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- BlissfullyCurSed
  
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  I don't speak Italian.
  
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- PrettyCrumblBb
  
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  That's Spanish.
  
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- BlissfullyCurSed
  
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  Then, I don't speak Portuguese.
  
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- PrettyCrumblBb
  
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  I don't speak Turkish.
  
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- BlissfullyCurSed
  
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  Are you French?
  
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- PrettyCrumblBb
  
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  Are Mongolian?
  
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- BlissfullyCurSed
  
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  Do speak English? Am Mongolian am Cenghiz Khan.
  
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- PrettyCrumblBb
  
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  Please change profile pic
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- BlissfullyCurSed
  
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  I am Cengiz... Cengiz Khatun.
  https://ibb.co/LrBpVHD
  
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- PrettyCrumblBb
  
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  She's wearing Ruby Woo 😂
  
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- BlissfullyCurSed
  
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  She is wearing a special concoction made of hot pepper and her enemies' blood.
  
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- PrettyCrumblBb
  
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  Ok but why does she look like she holding in a fart 😂
  
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- BlissfullyCurSed
  
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  It is that defiant pout.
  
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- PrettyCrumblBb
  
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  You will obey her! 👁️👄👁️
  
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Anonymous
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I've only heard them on tv

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