What is the cheesiest pick-up line you have ever heard?

[BlissfullyCurSed]

'I wish I were a fish in your dish."🐟🐟🐟

[kinkynicci]

Had a guy at the bar tell me once
If you went home with me there would be one less planet in the solar system cause I'd wreck uranus

[RebelinSteel]

@kinkynicci lol classic

[kinkynicci]

Yes not gonna lie I giggled lol

[RebelinSteel]

@kinkynicci tbh, those are the ones that work. I tend to be more direct as I am crap at chat up lines, great at flirting.

[RebelinSteel]

@kinkynicci the main question though did he pull?

[RebelinSteel]

A friend used this or similar and it worked

You want to come over n watch porn all night on my new mirror

[BlissfullyCurSed]

🙄🙄🙄

[NathanDavis]

I think we would be hella' gouda together...

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Gimme MHO u sexy betch. 😏

[BlissfullyCurSed]

doesn't seem like I have many options lolol

[PrettyCrumblBb]

I am content with you choosing me over @NathanDavis 😂😂😂

[NathanDavis]

I do think mine was grate...

[PrettyCrumblBb]

@NathanDavis It was though. 😂 Hopefully u get MHO ☺️

[BlissfullyCurSed]

consider it done.

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Oof.

[NathanDavis]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JdIPHhjevLQ

[PrettyCrumblBb]

@NathanDavis no me castigue

[NathanDavis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUzMZbnfb1M

[PrettyCrumblBb]

@NathanDavis I'm not looking 🙈

[BlissfullyCurSed]

I don't speak Italian.

[PrettyCrumblBb]

That's Spanish.

[BlissfullyCurSed]

Then, I don't speak Portuguese.

[PrettyCrumblBb]

I don't speak Turkish.

[BlissfullyCurSed]

Are you French?

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Are Mongolian?

[BlissfullyCurSed]

Do speak English? Am Mongolian am Cenghiz Khan.

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Please change profile pic
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[BlissfullyCurSed]

I am Cengiz... Cengiz Khatun.
https://ibb.co/LrBpVHD

[PrettyCrumblBb]

She's wearing Ruby Woo 😂

[BlissfullyCurSed]

She is wearing a special concoction made of hot pepper and her enemies' blood.

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Ok but why does she look like she holding in a fart 😂

[BlissfullyCurSed]

It is that defiant pout.

[PrettyCrumblBb]

You will obey her! 👁️👄👁️

[Anonymous]

I've only heard them on tv