What was the funniest pickup line someone used on you?

[Dat-Alpha-Lion]

[DishLady]

A guy dropped a pen in front of me. Stopped me apologize to ally and bent to pick up the pen, asking if I’d dropped it. I said no and he tried to pick me up. (It’s a coin toss between that and the funnier one my ex used, which I’ve shared before on G@G.)

[MikeTheBartender]

This babe at the bar was chatting to me for less than a minute and asked me to buy her a drink... I responded I don't buy drinks for strangers that I've only talked to for a minute... She replied...

"The hot guys never buy girls drinks"

She got me hook, line, and sinker! 2 vodka sodas later each and we were back at my place for a delightful event.

[Anonymous]

I casually made a joke, that I thought was under my breath, about something on the Bar TV. The woman next to me laughed and asked my name. To which she replied with "Ah, well you know the evening isn't over until you get your Bill." with a wink. After I stopped laughing I asked "Is that experience or a promise?" We dated for 3 fun years.

[dustybiker2]

I've never had a funny one. Either guys get tongue tied (still do) or they didn't use lines. The latter were the ones I leaned to though, the watchers with well placed blunt honesty and lack of games.

[Kelley1]

Perhaps not the funniest but the best pickup line was "My last name is Roberts, would you like for it to be yours?"

[paledreams]

And the cliffhanger, what was your response or reaction to that? 😲

[BetaBucks]

"I'm a swallower." I laughed, but wasn't interested in her.

[hahahmm]

99% of the time it's the meh/fugly ones who go all out like that. And then the one time it's the super hot one you're in hardcore ltr or married. ha ha.

[BetaBucks]

Lmfao bro this is dead on. She was super hot. And I was super taken. And yeah the other 99% of girls that came strong at me were not even close to datable no matter how single I was.

[hahahmm]

Not even joking, I DO think God has a sense of humor and sometimes he just F's with us. But people don't want to believe it.

[BetaBucks]

Every bit of feeling I've ever had that there is a god is based on this exact point 😂

[AdolfWasRight1488]

Hey. I'm going out on a limb. Be nice
I don't know if your gay but you have the body that made me look back again and the eyes of a demon. Are you gay? I told him "I wish, you are handsome"

[kinkynicci]

I want to treat you like a grocery store sample and eat you right here in front of everyone

[AlfApAşA]

You Understand Everything, But in Different Ways 😀

[Awesomesauce2005]

I used this one to get the girl im with rn. "Wanna kiss?"

[Jason2469]

"Your wife is an ugly mean cunt and I want to beat her ass almost as much as I want you to abuse mine."