I think pickup lines are cringey, but oh well
Updates
+1 y
Update: I meant in general, not on me lol. Just to be clear
What's your favorite cheesy pick-up line? Have you ever used it in real life?
I once said this to one of my ex before she became my girlfriend.
Context: We're on different college course but we met on the same class subject. I want to get her number but we have no friends in common. I sat behind her and one day we're chatting casually so I just blurted "Kinda lonely that nobody texts me, can I have your number?"
Fcking thing worked. I don't know how it worked but we texted, called, chatted for a few months, we became close and soon after, we became exclusive.
Most Helpful Opinions
-
Feel the fabric on my shirt
What Girls & Guys Said
14
Opinion
57Opinion
Aahhhaaa!!! 🤣
Back in my pool sharking days, I would wear somewhat revealing clothes, esp push-up bras and tight lowcut tops as a distraction tactic lol.
Worked quite a bit when I'd pretend to forget that I forgot I put the chalk cube in my cleavage. Oops...🤣
Anywho, I'd wait til the guy was really trying to concentrate on an important shot like a bank or combo.
I'd stand uncomfortably close to him, bend down just slightly and let the chalk cube fall into the table.
Look that drunk dummy in the eye and tell him, "I bet I know what you're gonna do with that stick ya got there... and I'll let you do it if you win."
That would get em so wound up that they'd lose concentration and miss their shot and I'd usually win.
And if I knew I could rattle em like that, I'd basically more or less get em to buy the pool games, all the drinks AND win their shark money to boot!!
Made A LOT of money that way LMAO 🤣
But yeah, I used that stupid pick-up line and it worked wonders.
And no, I never went home with anyone I sharked. That's just bad business. Lol-
I've used pickup line once because it was original that spontaneously came to my head right when I was planning to approach two girls but I didn't know what to say.
To understand it, it requires a backstory: In my country there is a city, let's call it city X, that's known for having the most attractive women, it's like a meme here. I'm from that city but I was visiting another city when this happened.
I asked them "Do you happen to be from city X" and they were confused and said "no.. why?" So I said "because you're so hot". They started laughing and I spent the whole night with them and one of them asked me to go to her place. Sadly I couldn't because I had to leave early the next day, but the line worked!
I think pickup lines can be good ice breakers if they're original, spontaneous and actually good. Not if they're learned from a book. -
Pick up lines seem to be intentionally stupid so no, thanks. But I do like the "introducing yourself" approach. You walk up to a complete stranger on a busy street and start with the usual "I dont think we know each other yet, my name is..." It may sound ordinary nut when done in a setting where people are definitely not supposed to be introducing themselves, it can still be quite cheesy. For example matching pace with someone who is obviously in a hurry :-D Except its probably more likely to actually start a conversation than the usual pick up line is...
-
no favorites, I like to be creative, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, when I do it it isn't to actually pick-up, it's just for fun, basically I do not focus on getting anything from it other than a quick laugh, if it escalates into more I welcome it, it's a bonus.
-
When I was single and drunk...
Me: Can I ask you three questions?
Her: Sure!
Me: Number one, are you single?
She: Yes.
Me: Number two, do you think I am cute?
Her: Yes.
Me: Number three, then why aren't we making out?
*Pause*
Her: This was going so well...
I should have said "Then can I buy you a drink?". But noooooooooo. Drunk me felt like going all out. -
I don't use them, I'm in a job where I seem to be the target of a lot of bad pick up attempts as of late. Had yet another to add to that list tonight.
"You like horses?"
(Me) "Yea"
"If you come with me you can ride my wild stallion."
(Me) rolls my eyes and let my co worker take any other questions from him. - 351 opinions shared on Flirting topic.
I've never used it but have wanted to just for laughs:
"My god our children would be beautiful."
"Oh, I mean unless you prefer butt stuff." - s
My worst ever line i used was "can I write about you?" which ended up working and her and I got married... so yeah.
My favorite classic cheesy line though is some sort of variation of "I've been thinking about you all night so here, take my watch, that way you can take up all the rest of my time." -
I've never used a cheesy pickup line, but I think some are funny, here's a couple for your enjoyment.
If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
Hi, I'm new in town, can you direct me to your bedroom? -
When I'm not with women , I'll be able to cook up various pick up lines which I find as funny. Unfortunately I never get to try them as my effin brain can't come up with a damn sentence when needed. Even I'm blank now.
Unfortunately my brain doesn't serve me well -
Depends how they are said. Yes, some are raunchy and outright pathetic, but in my opinion the best pickup line is where I can show a woman I have confidence and that I know how to laugh at myself.
Example:
You’re sitting at a table or at the bar by yourself.
I sit down across from you at the table all nonchalant.
You look at me like wtf are you doing?
I exclaim: “Well, here I am” What are your other two wishes? I would proceed to give you a cute smile followed by a chuckle.
The key is in the Delivery. It has to be said a certain way and that comes through experience. Don’t ever be afraid of rejection. -
I don't know I’m usually really good at them in person and they come naturally. But when it’s through text I can’t really connect with the person like that. Anyways, I can’t think of one off the top of my head right now but I’ve had some successful ones (usually just to make the guy smile and go about my day since I do it for fun sometimes).
-
I never used any but here is the worst used on me.
This old guy seen me walking to my car after a high school game, still in uniform.
Gurl, you must be a shooting gaurd, because I let you score on me anytime. -
I'm in a serious relationship now so I no longer date and try pickup lines.
My favorite pickup line that worked almost every time... "Hi, my name is Tom." -
I never us a pick up line. I just introduce myself and they either like me for who I am or not.
I did use one for fun and shock reaction once. My wife and I were at a bar and I was mingling talking to friends and a group of guys were chatting her up at the bar. It was time to go so I walked over to her and said, "Nice set of tits, your kind of hot, want to get out of here and fuck?" She put down her drink and said sure. As we were leaving, i looked back at the look on the guys faces and it was priceless. -
You remind me of a lumberjack. Every time I see you I get a chunk of oak in my pants.
or
That dress is very becoming on you. But, if I were that dress I’d becoming on you too. -
I’ve used them to flirt a little bit because they’re funny but I’ve never actually used one as an ice breaker.
“Your father’s a thief. He stole the stars from the heavens and put them in your eyes.” -
I don't do pick-up lines because I also think they're cheesy, but my 7-year old nephew somehow knew one and it was hilarious coming from him!
He said...
"Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I SEE!" 😂 -
On the Myers Briggs matching
“Hi ENTJ, How are you Ms Perfect?”
Other one was a chick at Uni Nebraska with a 420 profile pic
“Marry me Sarah?”
LOL -
I use to use this one.
Hey, can I give you a hug? They usually ask why. And I say, so I can tell everyone I hugged a goddess. She would let me hug her. And laugh. And then give me her number. Lol
Click "Show More" for your mentions
Most Helpful Opinion(mho) Rate.
Learn more
Learn more
We're glad to see you liked this post.
You can also add your opinion below!
Most Helpful Opinions