What's your favorite cheesy pick-up line? Have you ever used it in real life?

Question

I think pickup lines are cringey, but oh well

qwert1234 · Accepted Answer

I once said this to one of my ex before she became my girlfriend.
Context: We're on different college course but we met on the same class subject. I want to get her number but we have no friends in common. I sat behind her and one day we're chatting casually so I just blurted "Kinda lonely that nobody texts me, can I have your number?"

Fcking thing worked. I don't know how it worked but we texted, called, chatted for a few months, we became close and soon after, we became exclusive.

Vigors · Accepted Answer

Feel the fabric on my shirt

Corina_J · Answer

Aahhhaaa!!! 🤣

Back in my pool sharking days, I would wear somewhat revealing clothes, esp push-up bras and tight lowcut tops as a distraction tactic lol.

Worked quite a bit when I'd pretend to forget that I forgot I put the chalk cube in my cleavage. Oops...🤣

Anywho, I'd wait til the guy was really trying to concentrate on an important shot like a bank or combo.

I'd stand uncomfortably close to him, bend down just slightly and let the chalk cube fall into the table.

Look that drunk dummy in the eye and tell him, "I bet I know what you're gonna do with that stick ya got there... and I'll let you do it if you win."

That would get em so wound up that they'd lose concentration and miss their shot and I'd usually win.

And if I knew I could rattle em like that, I'd basically more or less get em to buy the pool games, all the drinks AND win their shark money to boot!!

Made A LOT of money that way LMAO 🤣

But yeah, I used that stupid pick-up line and it worked wonders.

And no, I never went home with anyone I sharked. That's just bad business. Lol

Soremain · Answer

I've used pickup line once because it was original that spontaneously came to my head right when I was planning to approach two girls but I didn't know what to say.

To understand it, it requires a backstory: In my country there is a city, let's call it city X, that's known for having the most attractive women, it's like a meme here. I'm from that city but I was visiting another city when this happened.

I asked them "Do you happen to be from city X" and they were confused and said "no.. why?" So I said "because you're so hot". They started laughing and I spent the whole night with them and one of them asked me to go to her place. Sadly I couldn't because I had to leave early the next day, but the line worked!

I think pickup lines can be good ice breakers if they're original, spontaneous and actually good. Not if they're learned from a book.

Shizunk · Answer

Pick up lines seem to be intentionally stupid so no, thanks. But I do like the "introducing yourself" approach. You walk up to a complete stranger on a busy street and start with the usual "I dont think we know each other yet, my name is..." It may sound ordinary nut when done in a setting where people are definitely not supposed to be introducing themselves, it can still be quite cheesy. For example matching pace with someone who is obviously in a hurry :-D Except its probably more likely to actually start a conversation than the usual pick up line is...

coffeismytea · Answer

no favorites, I like to be creative, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, when I do it it isn't to actually pick-up, it's just for fun, basically I do not focus on getting anything from it other than a quick laugh, if it escalates into more I welcome it, it's a bonus.

This_Is_My_Opinion8 · Answer

When I was single and drunk...
Me: Can I ask you three questions?
Her: Sure!
Me: Number one, are you single?
She: Yes.
Me: Number two, do you think I am cute?
Her: Yes.
Me: Number three, then why aren't we making out?
*Pause*
Her: This was going so well...

I should have said "Then can I buy you a drink?". But noooooooooo. Drunk me felt like going all out.

LisaRaven · Answer

I don't use them, I'm in a job where I seem to be the target of a lot of bad pick up attempts as of late. Had yet another to add to that list tonight.

"You like horses?"

(Me) "Yea"

"If you come with me you can ride my wild stallion."

(Me) rolls my eyes and let my co worker take any other questions from him.

normalice · Answer

I've never used it but have wanted to just for laughs: "My god our children would be beautiful." "Oh, I mean unless you prefer butt stuff."

Ez-Bri-Z · Answer

My worst ever line i used was "can I write about you?" which ended up working and her and I got married... so yeah.

My favorite classic cheesy line though is some sort of variation of "I've been thinking about you all night so here, take my watch, that way you can take up all the rest of my time."

DonkeyDan · Answer

I've never used a cheesy pickup line, but I think some are funny, here's a couple for your enjoyment.

If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

Hi, I'm new in town, can you direct me to your bedroom?

Tstrbrainer · Answer

When I'm not with women , I'll be able to cook up various pick up lines which I find as funny. Unfortunately I never get to try them as my effin brain can't come up with a damn sentence when needed. Even I'm blank now.

Unfortunately my brain doesn't serve me well

Shamiah02 · Answer

I never used any but here is the worst used on me.

This old guy seen me walking to my car after a high school game, still in uniform.
Gurl, you must be a shooting gaurd, because I let you score on me anytime.

TheBigGuy9 · Answer

Depends how they are said. Yes, some are raunchy and outright pathetic, but in my opinion the best pickup line is where I can show a woman I have confidence and that I know how to laugh at myself.

Example:
You’re sitting at a table or at the bar by yourself.
I sit down across from you at the table all nonchalant.
You look at me like wtf are you doing?
I exclaim: “Well, here I am” What are your other two wishes? I would proceed to give you a cute smile followed by a chuckle.

The key is in the Delivery. It has to be said a certain way and that comes through experience. Don’t ever be afraid of rejection.

user1516 · Answer

I don't know I’m usually really good at them in person and they come naturally. But when it’s through text I can’t really connect with the person like that. Anyways, I can’t think of one off the top of my head right now but I’ve had some successful ones (usually just to make the guy smile and go about my day since I do it for fun sometimes).

AviatorTom · Answer

I'm in a serious relationship now so I no longer date and try pickup lines. My favorite pickup line that worked almost every time... "Hi, my name is Tom."

Guido · Answer

I never us a pick up line. I just introduce myself and they either like me for who I am or not.

I did use one for fun and shock reaction once. My wife and I were at a bar and I was mingling talking to friends and a group of guys were chatting her up at the bar. It was time to go so I walked over to her and said, "Nice set of tits, your kind of hot, want to get out of here and fuck?" She put down her drink and said sure. As we were leaving, i looked back at the look on the guys faces and it was priceless.

Caliguy88 · Answer

You remind me of a lumberjack. Every time I see you I get a chunk of oak in my pants.  or That dress is very becoming on you. But, if I were that dress I’d becoming on you too.

MrKinktastic · Answer

I’ve used them to flirt a little bit because they’re funny but I’ve never actually used one as an ice breaker.

“Your father’s a thief. He stole the stars from the heavens and put them in your eyes.”

Anonymous · Answer

I don't do pick-up lines because I also think they're cheesy, but my 7-year old nephew somehow knew one and it was hilarious coming from him!

He said...

"Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I SEE!" 😂

Wester1967 · Answer

On the Myers Briggs matching  “Hi ENTJ, How are you Ms Perfect?” Other one was a chick at Uni Nebraska with a 420 profile pic  “Marry me Sarah?” LOL

Mehzmeh · Answer

I use to use this one.  Hey, can I give you a hug? They usually ask why. And I say, so I can tell everyone I hugged a goddess. She would let me hug her. And laugh. And then give me her number. Lol

Tiptoetamm · Answer

Can I get some frys with that shake, and new one I recently heard wasI'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks. Lol it was actually kinda hot lol

SamFromFL · Answer

Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.

fonduegirl · Answer

I compared my crush to moon once to get her WhatsApp pic

crazysassypaws21 · Answer

can't say i have one , i usually just say some random thing that most of the time dont make since or im just shy lol but this one girl did say one time to me as she was checkme out had get some thing to eat and she said to me are u on break and i said hmm yes and she said bc that ass is work overtime on my mind lol

jasco · Answer

Oh look at the stars, their so pretty but it seems theirs one missing. Mm would you like to be the star of my night?

K-I-S-S · Answer

Can i tell you a story how we met? Used it, bombed big time though🥲😅

enbyofenvy · Answer

"Blow me" with an unamused resting bitch face always seems to get the job done for inperson

molonski2 · Answer

Many many times over the years , but delivered with a degree of jest , so as to bring some humour to the situation..

roy_ricky09 · Answer

Touch my shirt, coz its made of husband material. LOL

Joker_ · Answer

I just tell every female that has ever talked to me that I love them

ohshee · Answer

I've never have used one , I'm thinking that I don't even really no one

ZDoes · Answer

Yes, and didn't even know I was using it. I asked a gal I was drinking with at a bar if she wanted to go for breakfast. I was actually thinking french toast. But when I pulled into the Ihop she was confused and asked why we were there?

gag2021 · Answer

I don't use pickup lines. Just "hello, how are you?".

Super-Sam · Answer

You really girl or an Angel.. I used this like many times

WilliamSwims · Answer

My friends bet me I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some drinks?

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Babygirl_S · Answer

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber. I haven't used it.

Cleo00 · Answer

My favorite one is but I’m dying. I mean we all are we can’t go back to yesterday.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

You know why I'm so tired, cause you keep running through my mind

Cnlngler · Answer

I don't use pick up lines I'm just truthful in my comments. I say it like see it only in a smoother way..
I just think of what I would say in Spanish and make it sound nice. Spanish I much more sensual than English.

karaspara · Answer

I don't use them cringe I'd want the ground to swallow me up if I did

domenico07 · Answer

Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got fine written all over you I’ll show myself out…

HighValue · Answer

I don't use them. i just try to get to know her first because I am usually disappointed and uninterested after getting to know someone anyways.

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224466881010 · Answer

I love inventing pickup lines as long as everyone knows it's ironic.

Anonymous · Answer

I asked her if she'd like to have breakfast. And when she said yes. I went in for the kill and said, "Great should I call ya or nudge ya"?

FreeOhSeven · Answer

Your name must be Mickey cause you’re so fine  You have the most beautiful whites in your eyes…do you floss? Damn you gotta fat ass, wanna fuck?

Twalli · Answer

I know some snd I joke with my girlfriend about some, but I've never used them.

t-8900 · Answer

What's cook'n good look'n? 😅

chefpantydrop · Answer

Nice shoes... Want to fuck? Has worked one time for me

he-takes-a-part · Answer

I just go and spank her ass. Notice her reaction and carry on accordingly

m33lad · Answer

I know you’re not 18 yet.. but in Iran we’d be bagging right now.

FinalFantasyBro · Answer

Pick up lines tend to suck majority of the time.

BogeyMulligan · Answer

Hey girl did you this sweatshirt is boyfriend material.

BillyBalls · Answer

"Come over here little girl. I have some candy for you!" Actually I never have tried any pick uplines.

Ad_Quid_Orator · Answer

This is more dark than cheesy but: Hey baby does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

Iron_Man · Answer

Hey” hey” good lookin what you got cookin”’ how about cookin somethin up with me”

oldermale · Answer

Never used them, too cheesy. lol

SmokinAces2000 · Answer

Hey babe you are a 9 out of 10 and I’m the 1 you need 😂 but not I’ve never used this in real life

Lunatic1 · Answer

My favorite is "Are you a beaver? Cuz DAM, girl." I don't use pick-up lines usually.

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