After last night at work, I have a question. What is the dumbest, rudest, corniest or most off the wall pick-up line ever used on you?

[LisaRaven]

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I'll start it. Guy- "You a cat person?" Me- "Yea just can't have one at the moment." Guy- (grabs my hand) "Me to, and to prove it I'm going to take you to my room and make your (kitty cat) purr." (Yes I yanked my hand away, said no and went over to where my co worker was. If I'd slapped him I would have got fired.

[HighValue]

I had a co worker call me over to a table during a field trip to talk and she started changing in front of me. Stripped down to her bra and panties in front of me. I can't remember what her words were anymore. It was 9 or 10 years ago. Yes, it was a school field trip with students a little over 100 feet away from us.

[Wise4myage]

Hey baby, are you tired? You've been running in my mind all night. 😂

[Wise4myage]

Thanks lol.

[karaspara]

Gosh so many but most are funny rather than offensive saying that though I think guys just use them as an ice breaker

[LisaRaven]

True, may be icebreakers

[bowenw]

If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

[LisaRaven]

Like the somewhat older song.

[bowenw]

Exactly.
Then there's this one:
My watch is telling me you don’t have panties on. Maybe it’s 5 minutes fast.

[LisaRaven]

Lol, not heard that one before.

[bowenw]

Do these lines ever work? I wouldn't think so unless the girl was already interested in the guy.

[LisaRaven]

No, the guys I was interested in didn't need lines, the only ones that have tried are ones were too young / old or a jerk.

[bowenw]

Guys never learn.

[LisaRaven]

One example, I had a woman apologize for two days not long ago. Her 15 year old son actually used the line. "Hey is that a mirror in your pocket, cause I see myself in your pants."

[bowenw]

That's funny. Her son was brave to say such a thing at his age. Do you have some one-liners to get rid of unwanted guys that think they are God's gift to women?

[LisaRaven]

His mom told me he had issues bothering girls. They were moving cause he had went around grabbing girls chest and on the butt and a few had boyfriend's that didn't take that lightly and were going to gang up on him.

[bowenw]

I hope moving away will cure his issue of bothering girls.

[Andres77]

"If you were my wife you wouldn't even have to wipe."
And my wife punched him square in the face.
And we left.

Fucker... that's my job!

[LisaRaven]

She lost her job over that guy.

[Andres77]

Nope, it was social... his wife raked him over the coals for a long time.
We're no longer friends.

[LisaRaven]

I'd say so. I had a guy say that to another woman, I'd give him worse than hell

[Anonymous]

That's a form of sexual harassment. If you wanted to, you could do something about that. But as a guy, I've never got them lol

[LisaRaven]

Yeah, I could have but I just avoid jerks like that to try to keep negative news about where I work getting out.

[Sam_The_Savage]

Cunt
My dick size is bigger than your boobs size.
you're not my type. Go disturb someone else. I'm busy.

[Deku2009]

Hey handsome , you ever got a car. Me too. Need ride your cock

[Hotboy_booblover]

Hey girl u must be tired can I hold ur boobs for u..🤣

[LisaRaven]

Rofl