What's the dumbest pick up line you ever used, or heard?

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SmokinAces2000 · Accepted Answer

This one guy at my old high school used pick up lines every time he would talk to a girl and all of them ghosted him. Here are just some of the dumb pick up lines he said- “are you a red blood cell because you’re what my heart needs” “do you keep your phone in your back pocket cause that ass is calling me”
and finally I kid you not “are you an oven because your hot”

Gent207 · Accepted Answer

I had a pick-up line battle with a random girl on Whisper and we were flinging cheesy Christian-themed pick-up lines.

One that I remembered that I used went "I heard King Solomon had 700 wives... he must've missed one" 🤣

I ended up winning lol

andreasderjuengere · Answer

''You have beautiful eyes''

I tested it once, and the girl was SOOOOO happy.

I didn't even mean it - that day I tested how much bullshit 'you' can tell others until you get caught :)

For fairness: we met three weeks or so later again; and she slapped me. But with a laugh. Heh heh.

Jaximus-Lion · Answer

I don't use pick up lines, never did and never will. What i have heard was (i want to take you to the movies but am not allowed to bring my own snacks) that's just bleh 🤣

humanearth · Answer

I have used this one and it worked for me. I used it at the saloon (aka a bar or tavern) Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

loveslongnails · Answer

"Hi.. I came up with this crazy idea because I really wanted to talk to you. I bet my friends over there I could get you to talk to me for 5 minutes. They said $50 says you can't. So please, I really wanted to anyway, and I'll pay your bar tab! "

By the way, it worked.

king34 · Answer

About a week or two after will smith slapped Chris rock at the Oscar's, I was trying to slide in the dm of this girl I liked, so I said "are you will Smith? Cuz you hit different baby" lol it actually worked. It was all for nothing though, We went out on a date and she was the most annoying human being on earth so that was the end of that.

NathanDavis · Answer

"what's your favorite pick-up line..."  and then I repeated it...  and it worked, that one time

TwiNshichamp1 · Answer

Maybe this one, "Do you think we could be friends, No our hearts would fight in love with each other" 😆

Andres77 · Answer

Heard: does heaven know that one of it's angels are missing?

WeirdoFriendly · Answer

Something I've heard...  "Hey girl, is that a mirror in your back pocket, cause I can see me in your pants"

BillyBalls · Answer

"I think my zipper is infatuated. It's falling for you!!!"

pizzalovershouse · Answer

I heard a guy say I'll be your fireman an put out the fire 🤣🤣 what a fool

Blackcupcake · Answer

lmfao… not sure I want to share it…

Kevin1510 · Answer

Do you like Pizza? because I want a pizza dat ass

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