What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

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ShesRad80 · Accepted Answer

so many to choose from? so i will go with today on a burger king question i posted, in which there was advertisements for the product, a news story about it, with people trying the product, yet a 71 year old who should have sense or one would think? commented nastily and said it was fake and somehow i made the video and pics? in which i did indeed link to the story in the news and the actual video. hmmm didn't realize i worked at a news station while working atta hospital all day, which is actual healthcare not massaging people. sorry hadda clarify that. he must have missed his naps, applesauce and medication. so that was pretty stupid with proof and links saying that's fake, not real, 🤦‍♀️

gothbxtch · Accepted Answer

on here, lol? probably “every new man a woman has sex with takes a part of her”

Lliam · Accepted Answer

Someone once told me that "Youtube isn't a credible source of information" as a way of discrediting a news report that I shared. They couldn't even comment on the report, itself.
They believe what they read or hear on mainstream media, but believe that on-line information is automatically fake news. That's called willful ignorance.

And Youtube doesn't even produce information, it's just a place where people can share videos, podcasts and reports. How can you say something is fake unless you assess it?

ohsheeT · Accepted Answer

Actually there's been a couple things and both of them have been on here

The first one was how do I ask a question on here.

The second one was does a gay guy get turned on by his own dick I don't know why but they both crack me up

OlderAndWiser · Answer

“Were you alive when your older brother was born?”

msmissydc · Answer

I have argued with flat-earthers, anti-vaxers, incels, right wingers and some other conspiracy theory people. There was so much stupid things said its hard to even give a top 10. I mean most obvious are those that contradict themselves, irrelevant what was actually said.

Agape93 · Answer

Jesus thats one big ass list. Lol I'll just list my top 5

Threatening to sue me for treason, because I didn't support Trump
Saying Finland isn't real
Saying the earth is flat because minecraft is flat and game of thrones has an ice wall
Saying mountains are literally God's nails holding the planet together
Saying space is one giant ocean held back by glass in the atmosphere

Elliegirl · Answer

The most recent one I’ve heard was something like, “if you put a brace on a pistol it becomes a gun. Then that gun can fire a larger caliber bullet.” Because we all know pistols aren’t guns and attaching a piece of plastic to the back of it changes what ammunition it uses rme. I never thought I would hear something so stupid come out of the mouth of a president. And we’ve had some say some really dumb things in the past. 🤦‍♀️

CrimsonAngel09 · Answer

That you're completely healthy when you're skinny, and that you're completely unhealthy even if you're a little bit chubby like myself.

Well shit, I should have tons of health problems then according to the Doctors and Dieticians on here.

Gent207-2 · Answer

Oh boy

Once upon a time I was working at Wal-Mart in electronics I was in the middle of a circle of laptop displays and I had giant TVs behind me. One day a gentlemen walks up to me and asks "is this electronics?" I bit my tongue and said "yes sir". He said "hmm" and walked away.

This man was not foreign nor was he infirm. But no question has ever been as stupid as that one.

Sour-rose · Answer

I have a whole list in my room back at my home city. All put on sticky notes by my mom, just because she let's her mouth be run by her stupidity.

But the best one she said is "You got all the time in the world!" I could have been dead 3 months ago. Just because I wanted to get home a little earlier and like that could have been killed by some mofos who had an accident and got us and me killed.

NamerOfStars · Answer

Off the top of my head: a girl in college paused in her writing, looked up, and asked the teacher "what does a capital six look like?".

Potteplante · Answer

"No one lives on Greenland. Right? I mean, no one could survive there." - this happened 5 min after having a conversation about negative stereotypes of people from Greenland in Denmark.

Ms_Facesitter · Answer

The parent saying they're the parent so they're never wrong, while you had to lock and barricade the door because they were about to barge in like a crazed maniac, angry by something you didn't even have a part in.

electromagnetic · Answer

My best friend’s boyfriend told us that if you’re pregnant on a rollercoaster, you’ll have twins because the egg splits.  We just looked at him like what? 😆

Gochogirl · Answer

"Girls can't be gay it's physically impossible." Immediately followed by the statement: "I'm your mother, I'm never wrong."

Mansearching · Answer

The #1 thing is that women should be only at home. Shouldn't have a job and etc...

Flower7 · Answer

When I saw someone I hadn’t seen for a long time, she commented that I don’t “look” like I’m as quiet as I used to be.

Nikki1989 · Answer

Men quoting stats from Pornhub always crack me up. How dense do you have to be, seriously?

LiamJHayden · Answer

A purse snatching victim went though a list everything that was in her purse. While going through the list the suspect interrupted to say that one specific item was not in it.

Massageman · Answer

Perhaps ironic more than "dumb". "Wait until you are an adult - - - - - - - "

atlanta96 · Answer

I had a girlfriend once ask me how they steer trains when they are moving in reverse.

exitseven · Answer

Spending trillions of dollars on electric cars will save the planet.

Jazzy54 · Answer

Any time someone makes an (incorrect) assumption about me. 🙄

Kkoalalita · Answer

I guess when I explain something to someone in the most clearest way possible and they still respond with “Wdym”

Sparkie460 · Answer

Something that incriminated themselves. Like they told a lie and while trying to cover it up they revealed that it was a lie

OnlyMeee · Answer

I can't honestly think about anything off the top of my head lol 😂😂

B4851 · Answer

When they say, "trust me. What could possibly go wrong?"

PeteA380 · Answer

Ooh, I could write 100s of books about such statements and philisophoes.
Especially those by Serbians living in Serbia or feeling domiciled there. It goes below any level of idiocy or degenerativeness one could believe.

krin_m · Answer

Oh, too many things, I'll have to think about the dumbest one! :-)

Anonymous · Answer

" hey watch this". It's generally not followed by anything intelligent.

TaureanBull81 · Answer

If you're ahead at full-time you'll most likely win the game.

LordOfThePines · Answer

A guy at work thinks that he shouldn't have to pay child support... on any of his 13 children with 4 women.

Kinkyhubby · Answer

The 2nd amendment is about hunting, and why I would need 30 rounds to hunt a deer?

Christoff92 · Answer

I really don't know how to start with this question. But fine lines you have.

4ngelic · Answer

that italy & france are in mexico

Anonymous · Answer

oh that's easy. "Trust the science". 🤡

DJB72 · Answer

There's been so many over the last 7 years...

Amur8711 · Answer

Pistol brace makes the gun shoot a larger bullet  -Joe Biden

Minahh · Answer

Government has your best interest in mind

Anonymous · Answer

You’re hot!!! Lol

Anonymous · Answer

"My mom watched me have sex and then licked the cum from my ass"

Anonymous · Answer

I love stupid people they're so innocent.

alearningboy · Answer

Is that you're sister🙂

Bigjake1995 · Answer

I deal with a lot of dumb questions at work

Anonymous · Answer

Joe Biden really won the election.

Moumits · Answer

"your flirty game is as weak as your hairline"

Rangers · Answer

"Life gets better"

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