What's the dumbest thing you've heard a friend say?

[Agape93]

[Jaximus-Lion]

A guy i knew, when the COVID breakdown started getting out of hand, he said that he gonna avoid Asian restaurants. His words " oh man, i crave sushi but god damn it! We have to avoid all these restaurants now, they are scary, ain't no one in hell gonna go a sushi joint, you know, we have to be safe"

[hahahmm]

Once made egg rolls for a girlfriend & she said, "it's too Asian tasting". I had a look on my face of WTF. That's like saying a turkey is too turkey ish.

[AsaKyo]

"Omg Asa, I met up with this 18 year old dude and he was super dreamy and we fucked!"

As she says at 13... and is now a screwed up 21 year old with 3 kids from 3 different guys and hops from one dick to the next lmao.. boy am I disappointed in her, but what can I do?

[SunsetBeautyxxxx]

My guy friend was drunk, and he had put a bunch of shirts in his shirt and started to pretend he was going into labor

[Rose_84]

Male friend telling me not to use "bro" word casually or even don't end my sentences using the word bro.

[Andres77]

Walking down the street. I said “look at that dead bird”.

he looked up and said “where?”

[Agape93]

Lmao

[fonduegirl]

I'd a friend who thought he had "dark sense of humour" but really just liked rape jokes -_-

[jennifer_bloom]

A guy told me to sleep with a random stranger cause its not good to be inexperienced.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

If she had to pick on whether to save her kids or her husband it would be her husband.

[Agape93]

Lol to be fair I'd pick the husband too

[goaded]

I don't have dumb friends. Which probably makes me the dumb one!

[Agape93]

Then what's the dumbest thing you've said lol

[Jaggermoves12655]

"Why don't you just sleep?" Said to me, someone who has severe insomnia lol

[Sixgunsound]

A shipmate snorted coke out of a hooker in France once.

[collie22]

Blaming God for a bad thing that happen at work was probably the dumbest thing I've heard said..

[TallAnon]

Lol, that's a hard call. Probably a drunk friend saying "This car is asking for it, it's not my fault", while humping it.

[mandyfire98]

"Is this a baby blanket or a human blanket?"

[Blackcupcake]

“he’s hot” hahahahaha

[Brandi555]

I don’t eat meat.. as she’s eating fish. 🤔

[moonpie89]

Haha I never remember them