What's the dumbest thing you ever did?

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mobiusforniner · Accepted Answer

Shortly after getting a pilots license i thought I could pull off an alaskan bush pilot move by landing and taking off an airplane from a mountainous grass strip.

I quickly learned the cessna 172 isn't a bush plane and is ain't no badass bush pilot. In now 20 years of flying experience, that one day was the only time I aborted a takeoff. That decision saved my life. It saved the plane. And my passengers. I eventually got out of there with scratched paint and a bruised ego. I felt so stupid.

An hour after i left someone else attempted the same takeoff. He crashed.

I never flew there again.

WanderingLoveWizard · Accepted Answer

Taking my buddy's '94 Ford Ranger over 130 on bald tires and a cracked differential, on a pitch black desolate highway.
Oh and I was drunk as fuck and didn't have a seatbelt on
He and this girl were too busy making out to realize we were all about to die

TrueConfection · Accepted Answer

Well, there have been so many that it's impossible to pick just one.

The picture reminded me of the time I was running across asphalt and there was a volleyball net up. I ran right into it and the bottom of the net caught my face. I went forward and then flew backward like a small pebble released from a slingshot. I hit the ground hard enough that I ended up in the ER. Nothing was broken, my face had some cuts, and I hit my head pretty hard. I was maybe 14? My friends thought it was hilarious, but it scared the adults.

sheenagwapa · Accepted Answer

treatinh someone as my soulmate. because he never treated me like one snd dince he is wiiling to contradict God i am also willing to contradict him not really contradict i make sure i'm not the one who contradicy. it's not gonnq be me you know.

and i tealize i'm actually not bitter because i've been looking for true love and i honestly couldn't find even one checkmark on him.

correction it's fine if it's gonna be me because i had a dreqm hintinh i'm just beinh too hatd on myself

HaveNoName · Answer

I high school, for no reason, just because the look and sound of this guy annoyed me, i was sitting behind him. He stood uo to answer a question. I sharpened a pencil (if you know what that means) and held it tip up on his chair till he sat down with normal full force.

I refused to use or touch that pencil again. 🤮🤮🤮

Synysterggs · Answer

Dumbest thing I ever did was probably letting my parent's verbal abuse get into my head. To this day, my emotional and physical state is still heavily affected by their toxic behavior, and I'm so thankful that my boyfriend was gentle and loving and willing to lend me a hand. I've lived with him since I was 18

D_Bone_Steak · Answer

Probably nutting inside a girl... that was dumb. I got lucky though and didn't end up paying for it for 18 years. 16-year-old me was as dumb as a box of rocks.

sage2021 · Answer

When I fell down in my hospital room getting back into bed after using the bathroom. The tile floor was so hard, I broke my wrist. It's still broken!! That's why I don't leave many opinions or reply's.

Anonymous · Answer

Was driving and decided I wanted to turn my car key while it was still in the ignition to see what would happen and lo and behold, my car completely turned off. Me, not realizing that cars can not restart while in drive, then proceeded to have a panic attack after F’ing myself over by responding to my own intrusive thoughts. After that day I really learned a valuable lesson, that you need to put your car in park to restart it.

4ngelic · Answer

stole my school counsellors credit card and tried to buy an iphone with it

Lionman95 · Answer

I mixed a sweet wine with coke trying to figure out how it will taste. It was good at first but later gave me the strongest headache I had all my life.

LiamJHayden · Answer

When I was 7 tried to wash a dirty big stone by splashing it with a jar of water. Jar slipped and shattered and my hand was lacerated.

Msputiton · Answer

I dated someone who turned out to be really shady

Potteplante · Answer

Started drinking at 13 - it opened a door to a lot of shit.

Pinay_ako · Answer

Staying too long in a place that doesn’t value me.

AviatorTom · Answer

Does inadvertently shutting down a transit railroad during rush hour count? Yes, I did that once.

normalice · Answer

Hooked up with a girl in a $20 hotel, bareback. I mention the price of the hotel to correctly suggest the sort of people there. Could practically smell the meth..

lightbulb27 · Answer

jumped out of a perfectly good boat into water that had sharks in it. and many more had to believe an alive...

DubiousIntentions · Answer

To come on G@G and think that there would be no trolling and that the mods would be fair with no ulterior motives or playing favorites.

NaultD · Answer

Cross the road on bold worn out shoes. Slipped on ice. broke the shit out of my ankle. Fly to another city to get a doctor to fix it.

exitseven · Answer

So many thing s it is hard to choose. Maybe not dating a girl because I was angry at her friend for dumping me.

Agape93 · Answer

Trusted the wrong person, or didn't let my best friend know what was going on before it was too late. Either one.

ilikesnow · Answer

started to play that ONE GAME. that was the downfall of my grades..

jennifer_bloom · Answer

Show interest in a guy without first learning what type of person he was.

NostalgiaSenpi · Answer

Tried showing off on a bicycle at fourteen and ate pavement. It ultimately resulted in my upper lip being split open and one of my front teeth eventually being extracted.

Anonymous · Answer

I poured ice in a popcorn machine at the movie theatre once. I'm pretty sure I'm the only person ever to do that on accident.

call_me_scar · Answer

After seeing a friend slip on a hill I did the exact same thing moments later

scooogy · Answer

I wondered how it would feel like to have a roll-cutter roll across my hand. My mom later asked me why there was blood on it.

Kinkyhubby · Answer

Marrying my 1st wife, lucky I fixed that problem quickly

TrillXHippy · Answer

I’ve done a lot of dumb things and I really can’t just choose one

BCRanger10 · Answer

I went to college.

BrookeS · Answer

Went on a date with my boss

douride2 · Answer

I trusted someone I thought was a friend.

anon1903 · Answer

Locking a door and throwing the key inside

PizzaPieMamaBear · Answer

She should pay on the first date

Anonymous · Answer

trusted the wrong people

notwoke · Answer

take advice from a female

loveslongnails · Answer

Climbed out on the ledge of a volcano.

TheFlak38 · Answer

I searched for Google on Google.

Minahh · Answer

Been in a 1 year relationship with my ex 🤡

Anonymous · Answer

Not quit my job 3 years. Ago.

Nominal · Answer

Go to the army.

Anonymous · Answer

Not study for Calculus I.

Anonymous · Answer

gone to college

Anonymous · Answer

Sucked a penis... was really horny 😞

JamesRandiDebates · Answer

Get married.

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