Best and worst pick up line you ever heard?

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[Honest-Matt]

Let's play Hiroshima, I'll lay on my back and you blow the fuck out of me.

Are you into pickup lines or would you rather be pinned down than picked up?

Knock knock
Who's there
Honeybee
Honey be a doll and sit on my face

Does my shirt smell funny?
(she leans in)
(kiss her forehead)

Fuck me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?

[TroyDT]

Pure subjective:

BEST

"You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.​"

WORST

"Would you like to dance?"
"No"
"Okay, you'd better give you daddy this dollar back."

[Dalisay409]

Worst was "do you have a license for that ass?"

[YourFutureEx]

I heard you like tall guys. I'm 6 feet 2 inches and those are two different measurements.

[Blistersonmybrain]

For best I'll have to say "Du är jättehet!"(you're extraordinarily hot)

For worst I'll go with the classic "Tjenare kexet, står du här och smular ellä?"(hiya biscuit, are standing here shedding crumbs or what?)

[AllGoodNamesRGone]

The earth’s atmosphere is 21% oxygen
And you still take my breath away

[pizzalovershouse]

Worst is your a angel when did you fall to earth best I'm lost I need directions to my destination

[maximumpower]

Hey, you stopped on my foot (when I wasn't moving).

[xJeremyx]

Never heard any. Cuz, yknow, ain't nobody want me.

[EaterPeter]

I want to be on the top of your to do list.

[EaterPeter]

My answer was, why just a list? you can be on top of me in next couple of minutes.

[EaterPeter]

Thanks for like!

[EaterPeter]

Thanks for likes!

[Andres77]

Don’t I know you?

[Anonymous]

never had any