What is the best pickup line you’ve ever heard?

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“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together”  Perhaps is not one of the best but it’s one that stuck with me since the day that kid said that to me. 😄

geo_logy · Accepted Answer

😎 -There must be something off with my eyes, I can’t take them off of you.
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’ll put “U” and “I” together. 😉
-Of all the beautiful curves you got on your body, your smile is my favorite.

Then there is my dirty one, hope u don’t mind: 😉😎

What is the best pickup line you’ve ever heard?

willzjohn87 · Accepted Answer

My top 3: 😄 “On a scale of 1-10, you’re a 9 and I’m the one you need” “Somebody call God, cuz I just found his missing angel”  “Baby, you have curves that can embarrass a parabola”

Snow_Drop · Accepted Answer

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight. This one cracked me up and I loved it.

Daniela1982 · Accepted Answer

This one -

JamesBoradil03 · Answer

ask friend what her name is. go up to her, "hey i saw you over there and wanted to introduce mysekf, im --- now when i meet people i like to make it a little fun so how about i guess your name. now to help me out a little whats the first letter. --- ok hmmm any other letters in there? yes, ok. now... any numbers? no, huh i swear i thought it had some numbers in it. ok is it... (guess wrong) no hmmm, how about (guess wrong)... well hmmm... now is it... (guess right) really? wow! well what can i say, im a wizard, which works out because i definitley see some magic between us. i have used this and it has worked for me.

i1T2daty · Answer

The best pick up maneuvers I've enjoyed haven't been "lines" they've been non-verbal. In Cairo, a beautiful almond eyed girl just nailed me with her looks as she dragged her nails down the only part of me should could reach.

A beautiful woman coming up behind me and slipping her hand up the inside of my thighs when I wasn't expecting her.

The're gestures, not- lines as you asked but hey were so much more than words.

-Wildfire-_ · Answer

I haven't heard any good ones but I know a really shitty one: if you where a country road I'd take you home. my friend just randomly said this to me once in math class when we where bored.

BCRanger10 · Answer

"Hi. I'm (name)." A conversation and hopefully a connection of some sort usually follows.

Moonchild714 · Answer

Anything that sounds like a pick up line sucks turnips

Massageman · Answer

Heaven must be missing an angel because you just flew into my life. or something like that from a tv show  (GaG me now)

crazy8000 · Answer

Doesn't do that nonsense. And non of them really works for more than being the one starting to talk.

sidvt · Answer

Oh ok I am not good at impressing girls so no idea about best pick up lines

Dolemite510 · Answer

How much does an elephant weigh? Enough to break the ice 🤣

jae_jae · Answer

"Fuck pick up lines, can I buy you a drink and intregue you with interesting conversation?

zozo7880 · Answer

You don't need keys to drive me crazy.

DamonR330 · Answer

Did you fall from heaven? Cause it looks like you survived a terrible accident.

Evil_Chuck · Answer

There are no good pickup lines.

beebella · Answer

None. I hate pickup lines. 😂

Zerstörer · Answer

Hey girl are you a school? Because i want too shoot kids in you.

themomo84 · Answer

Hey Mrs. Thompson! The dudes last name is Thompson and he's a friend of a friend.

Pulimuli · Answer

Im not a gynecologist but i can take a peak My friend came up with that one 😂

ROCKS128 · Answer

Best are saved for later use...😂

es20490446e · Answer

"I admire you"

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