Funny Pick up Line....

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OK so I wanna hear what you got, girls AND guys...I've been trying to find/think of a funny/sexy pick up line to send my fwb...that would get him interested...any ideas? What is the first text you would want to receive from your friends with benefits that would make you want to continue the convo?

jayjaysampson · Accepted Answer

I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet

I must be a Snowflake, becuase I've fallen for you.

I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn't so shy, I would tell you who it is.

Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.

If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.

If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I'd have just one penny, because I only think about one thing and that's you.

If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?

Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!

Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Are you bored? [No, why?] Because I really want to nail you.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?

Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? "Is it really your birthday?" No, but how about a kiss anyway?

I lost my virginity... can I have yours?

Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?

Do you have a quarter? [Why?] I told my boyfriend/girlfriend that I would call him/her when I found someone better.

Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.

Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.

I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?

Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!

Want to get some air? You took my breath away!

HOPE YOU LIKE THEM!

TimeAndTimeAgain · Accepted Answer

What you're after aren't pick up lines. They're rarely funny AND work at the same time. The ones that usually work are mostly situational, which means you can't just go up to a guy and use them because they might not apply. Like for example, "Aww your dog is so cute, can I have its number?" isn't always going to work, because not every guy you see will have a dog. That one is kind of silly so some may find it funny, but there are other ones like it who aren't funny at all, but they can work depending on when/where you say them.

Anyway, here's two funny ones that I use just to take the p*ss and see what the girl says back to me after I say it. They obviously know I'm joking when I say it though, so it's kinda clear I'm not trying to pick them up.

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!"

"Did you fall out of heaven? Because I got an erection."

Anyways, to answer your question properly, let me just tell you that because you're the girl, it's to be expected that he wants to have sex with you like, practically all the time, so basically anything you say that suggests you're into him is going to catch his attention. But be careful though, if you're trying to get your friends with benefits to become interested in you in a DIFFERENT way, then pick up lines are probably not gonna work. He'll just think you're being silly. FWB is kinda just about sex and it rarely evolves into a relationship.

sophiabush123 · Accepted Answer

well my boyfriend is a lifeguard and I found this one on texts from last night its.. "Come over I need a lifeguard for my shower" you could make it more flirty by saying its for safety and stuff but I think its good

Chelleyk97 · Accepted Answer

GUY: *does the "come here" motion with his index finger* GIRL:  *walks over* GUY: "I made you come with one finger imagine what I can do with all five" hah

Kass1964 · Accepted Answer

I came up with one, but it depends how the person answers. "Have you ever tasted human?"-"No."-"Would you like to?" lol! I know it's retarded.

Brando · Answer

"Do you date skinny guys?...Oh, I'm not asking for me I'm just asking for guys in general. Me with YOU? ugh, no. I'm not into (white/black/asian/blonde/brunette/etc.) girls. Pfft"

And to be honest, that's all I can really think of without giving you the dumb, cheesy ones. I can't think of any good or funny ones unless I see a girl out somewhere and can see what she's doing.

One time at a restaurant, the server came up to the table and she said "Hi, my name is Stevie". I interrupted her and said "Wait, you said Stevie?...as in Stevie Knicks?" She said, "Well you know, I was born in 1988 so its very possible that my parents named me after her." So I said, "Well you should find out because that would be awesome!...She was The Man".

I always think of these really funny things to say to girls, but I never say it to them! haha

Zingbat · Answer

Actually instead of a phrase...someone wrote this before...to send a pic of a body part..and entitle it...name this (body) part. Starting with something nonerotic and go from there... (I wouldn't send any specific nether regions but instead erotic areas like simply lips - ask you are biting down on your lower lip..(guys usually love that) or an exposed neck, etc. Do realize you are sending pictures...and that they will be on his phone (so leave areolas out, but side boob etc allowed) . But if he is a discreet person...This game could be very fun.

Or you can be as direct and tell him what you want him to do to you upon your next meeting, which will be very soon.

Happy Huntin

-zing

brenster · Answer

Would never have the balls to try these but girls told me they where funny. Whether they meant funny lame or funny ha ha is anybody's guess. 1) Get your coat, you've pulled. 2) Put a crash helmet on 'cos you're going through my headboard tonight.

On reflection, funny odd is probably what they were on about.

volleyballgirl · Answer

lol :) some of my guy friends were talking about pick up lines and one of them was I wish you were my homework so I could lay you out on my kitchen table and do you.

TexPlayboy · Answer

For a girl to say to a guy: You are too hot not to have a girlfriend... would you like an upgrade?  Me. good luck, James

martyfellow · Answer

You look like you'd be fun to spank...that's if she seems real open and flirty.  If she seems shy, say she looks sexy in glasses, or that she doesn't need makeup...

joraz · Answer

This one used to work for me... She would text..."Wanna F***?" Worked everytime!

dtaylor31906 · Answer

dude what is the best way to get a girl pants off... hold that thought you should just show me instead of telling me

Ryderx · Answer

:do you know how much a polar bear weights? :no : enough to break the ice...

MrReal · Answer

"If I had a girl like you I wouldn't have to cheat on my wife"

"A woman as beautiful as yourself deserves a man as rich as me"

"You look to good to not be in my mouth"

"If only god knew what an angel he allowed to fall from the heavens"

footballerx · Answer

"wanna get a pizza and f***?"  "no" "you don't like pizza?"

blackmaxpayne · Answer

"sup bitch" not you, I was talking to my friend behind you but hi, my name is [insert name here]

jtcog · Answer

I just talked to the angel department in heaven, they said they are missing you bad!

larry69 · Answer

What you want to tell him is that you would like to molest him and make him see stars! It worked on me! Good luck!

Anonymous · Answer

I worked at Fedex and know the zipcode to your heart...

jenzie · Answer

is that a mirror in your pants pocket or can I just see myself in your pants?

Anonymous · Answer

I want to put a baby in you.

jayjaysampson · Answer

Fancy playing truth or dare ;D.

hadisidon · Answer

hi what's your name mines Ryan "darkness"

DanielSan · Answer

hey...do you wanna play a game?

iXenomorph · Answer

"Damn it I lost my dildo."

happyboy00 · Answer

"How's it going down there? ;) "

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