Whats the best one liner pick up line (funny) that you have heard?

[Nickypoo]

lol ill start:

"You know... I've never been good at making good decisions"

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+1 y

I've used this one at a party... "hey... you'll do"

[MaxwellSmart]

The one I used was courtesy of Larry David (creator of Seinfeld) after talking for a bit and getting her laughing I said "You know, I know I'm not a cool guy or anything, I haven't been on a date in months, but I would like to waste your time for a couple of hours" haha, it actually worked.

[Anonymous]

Wanna Fuck?

Evidently that works on some girls. Who knows why :P

[Anonymous]

Him - "I just saved a baby's life the other night"

Me - "Really? You're like a hero to a family"

Him - "And I can be you're hero too"

...and the funny thing is it did happen.

[roxygirlskier]

*strokes hair* WOW you look just like my best friend!

[Captn_Morgan]

"hey baby I put the STD in STUD. all I need is U"

[Nickypoo]

LMFAO! OMG THATS AMAZING

[thomasthemitch]

Holy sh*t that's funny! Did it work?

[Captn_Morgan]

ha ha pickup lines never work but I laughed at this one.

[Anonymous]

"I can tell you have a bubbly personallity" while covered in bubbles at a foam dance party.

[Anonymous]

Wanna Fuck?

Evidently that works on some girls. Who know why :P

[HidingMyHeart]

Suck my d***.