Strange pickup lines that have stuck with you?

[hhadeshatesme]

[Apulu_3]

Guy - What will happen if gravity doesn't exist
Me - We all will die and it will be easier for me that way.
Guy - I will still fall for you
Me - Only if you survive right. Actually the atmospheric pressure balances the blood pressure within us. If there is not gravity then there is no atmospheric pressure. If there is no pressure from outside then the blood pressure won't be balanced hence our blood vessels will rupture and we will die in no time (explains 7 more reasons why we will die without gravity)

People don't say me many pick up lines (or maybe I don't realize as I'm very innocent and logical) and this one is the last one I heard of.

[Ronni69]

Only the lamest ones stuck in my head because they were so stupid!


there's a party in my pants and your invited🙄


We must wear the same size pants cuz I can see myself in them. 🤢


Or damn girl you are all kinds of flavors and I like licking lollipop’s. 🤮


C’Mon guys do better!

[D_Bone_Steak]

These ones are not all that brilliant, but I've seen it work multiple times. 1) I want to make babies with you, and 2) we're going to be happy together when we're old. As for funny af pick up lines I think the space pants because you're ass is out there and the hear the ambulance coming to take me away because you've stole my heart, made me laugh my ass off the most. Pick up lines can be funny as hell... comparible to the yo mama jokes.

[DonkeyDan]

I nice use corny oick up lines bht inlive them for their comedy value, here's a couple.

If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

Hi I'm new in town can you direct me to your bedroom?

Him: Polar bear
Her: What?
Him: Well it broke the ice!

[Daniela1982]

This is a good one.

[TommyMountainFigure]

Well the funniest one I ever heard was on a song from an Aussie Comedian. He said when talking to a woman, "this face will be leaving in a quarter of an hour, I want you to be on it!"

[DermalPunch]

Guy said to me that he wished he was back in Grenada so he could burn my house down so I would be forced to live with him. Yeah, that one was... different.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

I am Nike you are McDonald's coz i will be doing it you will be loving it.

Kissing is the language of love , let's start a conversation.

[ohshee]

I really don't know any be honest with you I just start talking and I have to say if I did know some I probably wouldn't use them anyway

[talka20]

I remember one which goes like... oh you got a nice belly button I wanna touch it... from the inside

[Citizenkirk]

"Do you have any Irish in ya, would you like some?"
Hand a lady a wood screw and ask her if she "wanna screw?"

[NYCQuestions1976]

I made one up out of two separate colloquialisms and using mathematics, and it's terrible:

"If I bounced a quarter off your ass, I'd only get 15 cents back, because you're a dime."

[lrina]

that post made me cringe really bad. but it's quite original, LOL.

[Levin]

Girl, I hope you got pet insurance,

cause I'm gonna destroy that pussy!

[Anonymous]

Why don't we come to my room and do some maths?
We'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

like whaaaat?

[jshm2]

But he hasn't.

Also, urine therapy is a thing with Indians

[MrJMM]

I made a blood painting of you from me to show you my dedication. I shook that I emailed to the company to do something about them because it kept getting more creepy and disturbing.

[TyLeeAndPink]

Ew that's terrible 🤣 I've never had a guy use one on me

[CuriousMufuxka]

I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave. Yeah, not a pickup line just wanted to type it.

[Iron_Man]

Hey” hey” good lookin what you got cookin how about cookin somethin up with me”””

[Custard505]

It's your turn soon - at wedding said to friend
It's your turn soon - at funeral friends responds back.

[michael1469]

Is that a banana in your pocket- or are you just happy to see me...

[michael1469]

She said... she liked her eggs fertilized in the morning.
...

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If Covid Doesn’t Take You Out Can I?

[CaptainLegal]

I kinda suck at pick up lines so mostly I avoid them lol

[muscularbumblebee]

Damnnn, you’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop

[Rob70]

Do you want to fuck or do I owe you an apology?

[Massageman]

Never really used them - maybe I should have. :- )

[HotelWhiskey27]

Hey I like those shoes wanna fuck?

[TsAubreyKate]

I lost my keys
Can I check in your pants?

[cookiecrusher]

I'm free on Sunday

[JohnK123]

@gochogirl lmao

[Gochogirl]

Yeah thanks for actually being really good at lines haha

[JohnK123]

@Gochogirl anytime