Cheesy pickup lines? Is your name google?

[justabuddy]

Because you have everything I'm searching for.

For laughs... let's hear your cheesiest pickup lines. Just don't expect them to work here :).

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

I don’t think I’ve ever used any haha

But I can remember once, I don’t know if it’s considered pick up line. I’ll tell, you decide.

I was 17, by the seaside with my cousins and their model friends. We really needed to buy something and the shops were all closed, there was one man I knew he had a shop, my friends asked him to open a shop for us, but he seemed to be very tired and seemed to be in hurry and didn’t want to open.

First, my model friend asked him to open, then my cousins. He said, no I am in hurry, but we had no other choice, so I told my friends to give me a try.

I went to him and told him, “Don’t you live on this street?”, he said “yes, how do you know?”.

I told him

“I saw you once 2 years ago when I had holidays here”,

he asked how could I remember him,

I said “Because of his eyes. They are hard to forget.”

He opened the shop for us and even gave us some things for free…

I have never seen him again, but I think that was a pick up line?

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

He really had very beautiful eyes though and I remembered it, because he was just average looking but his eyes really were something and what I told him, was true. I really remembered him because of his eyes.

[justabuddy]

That will work. Most pickup lines are used in bars and night clubs. They mostly make people laugh.

[nolabels]

If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

[Christoff92]

It name is looney tunes