Do you think this is a funny pickup line for a conservative event?

[Anonymous]

I go to these sometimes because of the nature of my job and I just thought of what I thought was a great line. I’ll go up to a woman and be like “Hi I’m (insert name) My pronouns are your/future/husband.”

There’s no way that doesn’t get a laugh.

[DishLady]

Well... but those aren't pronouns...

[DishLady]

try He/Him/Yours... works better...

[princeofromance]

It might not. People get offended easily now a days.

[Asker]

Offended how? Clearly I am mocking the pronoun thing, which conservatives like

[princeofromance]

Yes, but people are petty and will choose to be offended by nothing just to make your life harder. It is not worth the hassle.