Okay guys! Best pick-up-line?

[Th3ft]

I’m earful with pickup lines… and can only say random funniness when I am in the mood and usually then it isn’t a good time for a good pickup line… so what do you guys got? Here’s some funny ones I found just to help the creative juices flow:

[MCheetah]

Me: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"

Jennifer: "Enough to break the ice?"

Me: "No, polar bears weigh between 550 and a thousand pounds, STUPID! That ICE is breaking due to the global ice caps melting thanks to harmful greenhouse gases produced by countries like China and an overreliance on fossil fuels that produce carbon dioxide. GLOBAL WARMING IS SERIOUS, JEN!"

... And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

[__MisterGoneShiner__]

Are you a model?
- No why?
Because, damn, you're rockin' the world!

Did it hurt, gorgeous?
- Huh? Did what hurt?
When you fell down from the Heaven?

Would you be the weed to my paper?
(yes it worked on my ex stoner girlfriend)

Thats all i got right now.

[Vegasrunner]

There is only 1 pick up line. "Whats your name"?

[Th3ft]

Maybe only one that works genuinely… but everyone knows that some girls will go weak at the knees for a good one. So far all of the girls I have liked hated the lines I pulled but always giggled when I tried.

[Vegasrunner]

@Th3ft Maybe, but its a waste of time. If a women is feeling you thats all you have to say.