Would you try these "pickup lines"?

[RandomGuy1030]

I talk to the girl for a few minutes. But like im not interested. Like im almost gay. And then i ask will you marry me after i act like she's funny or smart.

So far its worked well on females who are marriage minded. On females who aren't, it hasn't worked at all.

Another thing I've been doing is introducing myself "Hey my name is...(a comical name) " while wearing something respectable. Then i immediately say something about her body, almost like a creep would do. Works every time. Every time.

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[DanishSadist]

I would recommend spending more time building up your physical appearance and confidence and less on pickup lines. Just approach girls, find something to compliment them with and get a conversation going.

[snackthatsmilesback]

Lol well I've never used pickup lines seriously, but I've seen people do the marry thing it does seem to work like a joke, and I like the silly name thing. Good get ur foot in the door to talk more if she don't think ur too serious.

[exitseven]

No, I sort of had my own routine that I had pretty good luck with. One bizarre year I went 5 for 5 with it.