Polls: Entertainment & Arts

There are many mythical creatures from around the world but which of the following would be the best pet.

Tetra

Age: 29

Gender: female

Class: 4 Telekinetic (1000 tons class)

Her body is made of an extremely dense carbon allotrope which is nevertheless alive. It has a Mol's hardness of 10, similar to Diamond. She is able to control a mysterious form of telekinesis called "Tetrad Telekinesis", which forms tetrahedron shaped forcefields around objects she lifts. Once the forcefield is created, lifting is effortless. Tetra is also able to Dream Walk.

Graam, The Ethereal

Age: Unknown

Gender: Male

Class: 4 Ethereal

He is able to turn his body Ethereal, making himself total impervious to corporeal damage. This means ordinary physical and energy attacks pass right through him harmlessly. Graam is also able to use the Reality Anchor Faster than Light attack to freeze enemies in time. Graam is also able to copy enemy abilities with 50% efficiency.

Crystal Clear

Age: Unknown

Gender: Male

Class: 4 Shapeshifter

He specializes in turning enemy abilities against themselves.

Zorbo

Age: 30

Gender: Male

Class: 4 Energy Absorber

Armed with two samurai swords, Zorbo appears to be just another madman, but looks can be deceiving. His hidden power is one of the most hideous in all of the Adventures of Neutron Girl and Friends lore: The abilitiy to absorb all forms of energy directed against himself.

Vosk

Age: Unknown/varies

Gender: Male

Class: 4 Anti-Magic

Vosks are cat-like anti-genies which steal your wishes and turn your hopes and dreams against you. They impart despair and fear into the hearts of even the bravest of souls. Only a fool would dare face a Vosk alone in battle.

Eye Tyrant

Age: Unknown

Gender: Varies

Class: 4 Death Magic

Eye Tyrants are known for paralyzing beam attacks and even more hideous death magic attacks.

Trickie

Age: 27

Gender: female

Class: 4 Illusionist

She has the power to appear to be in multiple locations simultaneously, and then choose after the fact which location is really her.

Water Elementalist (Kristen Lentz)

You can control water in all phases and in any amount up to 1000 metric tons and down to individual molecules. This includes "Blood Bending", Metallic Water swords and armor, drowning opponents, and so on. You can fly at the speed of sound.

Shadow (Rayne)

You can merge with shadows and move twice human peak speed and strength in shadows. You can also teleport between shadows and transform your body into pure shadow.

Half-Angel (Malia Hano)

You have "Love Magic" which allows you to charm, control, and memory wipe most foes. You also have Holy Lights and a Holy Sword. You can fly at the speed of sound.

Miracle

You are a Reality Warper. You can summon any self-consistent life form imaginable, heal people with a touch, fly at the speed of sound, and even resurrect yourself from the dead.

Chrononaut (Jonathan Tanner)

You can create Temporal Phase Blades which freeze enemies in time for the next several minutes. You can teleport back in time 5 seconds once every 6 seconds, allowing yourself to correct a single mistake with each teleport. You can sense gravitational perturbations anywhere on the surface of the Earth, even when the person or thing causing the disturbance is otherwise invisible.

Absorb Matter (Rock Having)

You can absorb the Air around yourself and convert it into muscle and bone mass. There is no known limit to this power at upper level. It is known that Rock Having can lift and throw an excess of 50 metric tons at combat speed, and he can run at the speed of sound. He also possesses inertial dampening, which means he can turn on a dime, making him exceptionally maneuverable and mobile all at the same time.

Shadow Lightning (Legion)

This ability drains the life force and knowledge of the victim, feeding the user and making him stronger and smarter at all times. The user does not need to eat, drink, or even breathe to maintain his life force.

Our skit takes place in the time period where we had the Vince McMahon sex scandal at around the time where Vince sold WWE to endeavor. And takes place where he had to surrender his shares to TKO group holdings.

In the segment Linda McMahon arrives to the TKO offices and is interviewed by an ESPN interviewer

ESPN interviewer: backstage we have none other that the wife of the accused, former WWE chairman Linda McMahon.

Linda in her segment rocks a swimsuit Bikini in her old age

ESPN interviewer: what brings you here Tonight?

Linda McMahon: I'm here to offer "my full Bodied" support (Rocking the swimsuit with her wrinkles showing)

I know its an old show but its such a funny cartoon.