Questions: Food & Beverage

Good morning happy Friday I honestly hope your morning and day is going better than mine!

I was driving into work feeling good going on time nice pretty brand new dress on thinking everything is swell suddenly some a$$h0le cuts in front of me while I just happened to pick up my hot cup of coffee I slammed the brakes avoiding the accident

but I am bathed from stomach to feet in coffee the interior of my car is a mess as well now I have to turn around and go home to clean everything up. I get home I quickly clean the interior of my car it will need a better cleaning later. Run into the house. I tossed in another cup of coffee into the microwave. I Strip my brand new dress toss it into the sink to give it a rinsing so it doesn't stain I jump into the shower with my underwear on just washing off the parts that got covered in coffee. As I get out of the shower I hear something go pop. I ignore the pop get dressed quickly go to get my coffee to discover the pop was my coffee exploding in the microwave apparently I pressed one too many numbers so now I clean out the coffee from the microwave and I'm making my third batch of coffee as I write this. I'm trying to get the heck out of here my work partners know I'm running late but now I'm just scattered. On edge hoping nothing else happens knock on wood.
Can you guys relate and I truly hope your day goes far better
And I'm hoping that the rest of my day goes better too lol
Thanks GaG for being my shoulder to lean on