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I got this from the Super Mario Bros. Movie.

The news in these here parts is the local seals have started eating the local dolphins and porpoises. Apparently, the males are also snacking on seal pups too. I've also read that over half of people who regularly swim with seals have missing fingers.

According to reports, Welsh, Irish, and Cornish seals are copying each other causing the behaviour to spread.

Now I've seen umpteen seals and dolphins, even when I'm swimming, they keep their distance although seals will stare at you. However many are now asking if seals eat dolphins and each other what's stopping them eating people?

There are huge numbers of seals around the UK so I reckon it's only a matter of time before some kid on a li-lo gets chomped and the tourist board has to cover it up

Ok, so, like , Easter family dinner yesterday was awesome and fun and everything until my evil middle sister called me an oxymoron. 'Cuz , you know, we always put the fun in dysfunction and it's not really a Holiday 'til someone cries. So, anyways, being the totally, mature, responsible adult that I am, I replied by calling her an idiom and stuck out my tongue at her to emphasize her idiomness and then my grade school age nieces threatened to put us both in time out.

But I was left confused as to who should be more scathed by these words-of-wit? I mean, Is it worse to be an oxymoron or an idiom?