What would you do if a shark jumped up and attacked you in a swimming pool?

[BCRanger10]

Say you're at the pool enjoying a nice leisurely swim...

... when all of a sudden...

...THIS happens?

What would you do?

I can't believe I found another picture or GIF for this...

[lightbulb27]

I mean, how big of a shark bro?

I used to have that fear, that's why I don't swim in pools.

ok, it's actually because I saw a little boy peeing in the pool... but still... just never know.

Why do australians insist in swimming with periodic shark attacks?

[exitseven]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.

This little piggy went swimming

[AviatorTom]

@exitseven I saw the swimming piglets a few months ago at a carnival in Florida. Really funny.

[shish_kebab]

Either that photo was taken in Ireland or Rosie came back.

[exitseven]

@shish_kebab hahaha

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[thegreenyogi]

I will appeal to all my physical strength and speed and swim as fast as I can.

[thegreenyogi]

Thank you!!

[FreyaRed]

I would go out of water and invite illegal immigrant children to this pool.

[shish_kebab]

That would be way cheaper than deportation flights. ✈️✈️

[shish_kebab]

I would have Nancy Pelosi scare it away.

[NathanDavis]

according to one of the latest survivors of an attack... that Aussie lady

I would just aim good and punch them in the face till they back off

[Emily_griffin]

I’d be out of that pool so fast 😂🏃‍♀️ I’d probably forget how to swim and suddenly discover Olympic-level running skills. 🦈😭

[WhiteSteve]

Not to be “that guy”, but that shark is gonna be dead or dying within minutes of being in chlorinated freshwater

[molonski2]

You reminded me of a really really stupid movie I watched recently where the sharks get in the water park.

[Levin]

I'd use my MMA on them. Yeah! USA. USA. USA!

[DryGermanGuy]

I would pray to our Lord and Savior, Jesus H. Christ. 🙏

[RavVid]

You are advised to punch it in the nose. Some people have escaped that way.

[rgb008]

I would start torpedoing my sharpest keys toward it… 🔑🗝️ it would not survive

[Grond21]

What is up with all the keys?

[shish_kebab]

@Grond21

She just found the key to happiness. 🔑

[Grond21]

Lol, she must have

[fish5505_87]

1. Crap my pants!

2. Keep it in my sites while I get to safety.

3 Crap my pants again once safe.

[Bradleyyeldarb]

Observe it calmly and reassure myself it is a hallucination. And then taper down my next session

[SaoirseS]

Punch it in the nose then harpoon it.

[Chazmatazz269]

Tell it to stay in its own lane. I hate sharing.

[happyoldman]

I would simply wake up from the dream. 🤠😂

[AviatorTom]

I would pinch myself. This must be a dream.

[Drumlin2001]

Given I'm not a strong swimmer i'd probably die

[Paige2006]

Swim like crazy!!

[Iron_Man]

Kiss her on the mouth.

[shish_kebab]

It better not be a French kiss.

[KittygosMeoWW]

I’d bite it in the eyeball

[Glenn-mann13]

Boop it on the nose

[Bklynbadboy12]

Id gouge his eyes out

[Kingofkings1992]

I would wake up from my dream 🤷‍♂️

[Premium2002]

Yell 'Get Out Of The Pool' repeatedly.

[CubaPirate]

Die probably