Polls

Do you think that a lot of average people are in relationships

DISCLAIMER!

I am only asking physically. I know this would not determine if you'd date a person or not.

Psychology Question, here:

Which place would you choose to live in?

A.] Hospital 🏩

B.] Store 🏪

C.] The White House 🏛

(All images sourced from Google)

This could be anything from what you've received to what you've earned or your baby boy's basketball skills

I was chatting to a colleague and he asked what I was doing on my day off.

I told him that I was going to a hair and makeup trial. He asked me why.

I said, “because I need to look beautiful on my big day”

And he said, “Why don’t you just do it yourself then?”

Then we had a moment of just staring at each other haha

So at my new job we are cargo people. We break down boxes, pack packages and all that shi. I have to step in this dome like box to get the packages out and i hear this... not American mother fff... man... say "You can pull your pants up." I did but i almost feel offended how this mofo dare say that to me. But then again he said a lot of "you can this or that." So i didn't take it personally and went off on him. (I wanted to keep working, makes time keep moving quickly)

So what about y'all? How you feel if someone foreign wanka said you "should pull up your pants">

A life that is meticulously planned at every stage, day in and day out, and that doesn't allow for the impulsive and unexpected is rather boring, depressing and pointless, don't you think?

Is this why we all shower sometime a bit longer?

Okay, I’m just gonna show one of the ways I troll some people 👀😂

You tell me if it’s *Funny or Too Far* 🤭

Context:
(I’m the chat bubbles on the right, by the way). I troll only SOME people 👐 (from other platforms) that only look for ONE ☝️ thing and can be somewhat “robotic” going about it. If I get no respect.. I’m trolling. 🤣 I was in a good mood that day, though. (Nothing I said was out of aggression, just trolling and goofing off).

Side note: (I usually use any topic for joking, so nothing is really off limits) 👀

tbh, all of it isn’t (as) funny when I add the bottom captions, but I added them to lower levels of offense here 😭😂

(All images are personal and from a private source)

I will literally eat whichever gets the most votes