Polls

Water Elementalist (Kristen Lentz)

You can control water in all phases and in any amount up to 1000 metric tons and down to individual molecules. This includes "Blood Bending", Metallic Water swords and armor, drowning opponents, and so on. You can fly at the speed of sound.

Shadow (Rayne)

You can merge with shadows and move twice human peak speed and strength in shadows. You can also teleport between shadows and transform your body into pure shadow.

Half-Angel (Malia Hano)

You have "Love Magic" which allows you to charm, control, and memory wipe most foes. You also have Holy Lights and a Holy Sword. You can fly at the speed of sound.

Miracle

You are a Reality Warper. You can summon any self-consistent life form imaginable, heal people with a touch, fly at the speed of sound, and even resurrect yourself from the dead.

Chrononaut (Jonathan Tanner)

You can create Temporal Phase Blades which freeze enemies in time for the next several minutes. You can teleport back in time 5 seconds once every 6 seconds, allowing yourself to correct a single mistake with each teleport. You can sense gravitational perturbations anywhere on the surface of the Earth, even when the person or thing causing the disturbance is otherwise invisible.

Absorb Matter (Rock Having)

You can absorb the Air around yourself and convert it into muscle and bone mass. There is no known limit to this power at upper level. It is known that Rock Having can lift and throw an excess of 50 metric tons at combat speed, and he can run at the speed of sound. He also possesses inertial dampening, which means he can turn on a dime, making him exceptionally maneuverable and mobile all at the same time.

Shadow Lightning (Legion)

This ability drains the life force and knowledge of the victim, feeding the user and making him stronger and smarter at all times. The user does not need to eat, drink, or even breathe to maintain his life force.

Please don't be sexist.

How do know it’s true?

I personally prefer to play it safe. I know what I like for the most part. I'll try something new if the occasion calls for it, but on the regular I stick to what I know.

I remember when Biden took office, fuel prices shot up within days. Personally, the Biden presidency has not benefitted me at all. However, I feel I have been more at a disadvantage ever since.

• The tech recession really started to take effect. I am a software engineer. Due to the mass layoffs in the tech industry, it is much more challenging to land a new role.
• The cost of rent skyrocketed within a year of Biden taking office. A one bedroom apartment that once cost $800 a month rose to $1,300 a month.
• Homeownership became more unobtainable. Being almost 30 and wanting to own my first home, I was outpriced. For example, looking at the history of these homes, a condo that once sold for under $200k in 2021 is now selling for over $350k in 2024.
• Interest rates have increased for mortgage loans, car loans, or any type. of loan/line of credit.
• I feel my career has not taken off. I have employment instability everywhere I go.
• I am having difficulties obtaining affordable mental healthcare or any healthcare for that matter.
• I feel more strapped financially even for just groceries. I spent about $8 today on just 2 items: a tube of Pillsbury orange roles and a jar of store brand apple butter.
• My overall stress levels have increased.

These are just examples of issues I have encountered on a personal basis.

Unearthed video shows Kamala Harris speaking Spanish, saying “An undocumented immigrant is not a criminal” to a group waving non-American flags

This is dystopian pic.twitter.com/YalYfDsDpP

— johnny maga (@_johnnymaga) July 31, 2024

Our skit takes place in the time period where we had the Vince McMahon sex scandal at around the time where Vince sold WWE to endeavor. And takes place where he had to surrender his shares to TKO group holdings.

In the segment Linda McMahon arrives to the TKO offices and is interviewed by an ESPN interviewer

ESPN interviewer: backstage we have none other that the wife of the accused, former WWE chairman Linda McMahon.

Linda in her segment rocks a swimsuit Bikini in her old age

ESPN interviewer: what brings you here Tonight?

Linda McMahon: I'm here to offer "my full Bodied" support (Rocking the swimsuit with her wrinkles showing)

Kamala Harris is literally threatening to unilaterally CONFISCATE citizens’ and businesses’ private property
“I will snatch their patent, so that we [the government] will take over. Yes we can do that!”
THIS IS WHAT LITERAL DICTATORS DO.
Comrade Kamala wants to turn America into a
communist hellhole, and she’s OPEN about it.
This should terrify EVERYONE! - x.com/nicksortor/status/1824655035843703097?s=46