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Right. Long story short. We dated for a year 2014/2015. He was the one who was into me, pursued me, wanted to settle down, he adored me etc.

I was in a bad place at the time and couldnt see how I was treating him. He kept warning me to treat him better, but couldn't hack it in the end and we ended on VERY bad terms. I know this sounds mad? But I had so many issues with commiting to men at that time, although he was a good guy :(.

He was angry with me for months... even after months he was still mad. And I was mad too. He'd barely speak to me and any conversation led to an arguments.

Now it's been a whole year since our split. Tonight I saw him and noticed a mark on his neck. I questioned it (I'm pretty blunt) and he was relcuctant to answer. But he admitted flat out that someone had kissed him there. I was like... ok.

He said it had been a whole year since our split, he was drunk and he was down. So that's how the kissing happened. He was very quick to say he has no intentions of sleeping with anyone, seeing anyone or getting in a relationship. Neither did he intend to kiss this girl again. He is honest with me about these things, and I do trust him.

I wasn't annoyed with this kiss? Just a little... I donno. Anyway, we then went to talk about our relationship and how he'd been flirting months back and hoped to see things working out. But we were still pretty raw, so I guess things broke down as a result again.

He was very apologetic towards me tonight, wrapped his arms around me and gave me a full body hug. All of me was touching his body. He apologised in case he'd hurt my feelings and rubbed my back gently as he did so. Hug lasted about 10-15 seconds. Then he joked about me crushing him with my hug and how he 'bruises like a peach' to that I replied 'well, that's apparent!' It was all in a joking manner really.

Help? He's a person I have a huge soft spot for :

Do guys kiss girls and not really mean it sometimes?

So... I'll make it as short as possible..
Met a guy online was talking for 2 weeks before we Met recently. 1st date we were both nervous, he tried to kiss me but I didn't let him. He wanted to see me the next day so we saw each other which he almost stood me up. His sister came into town last minute so he didn't see me til 4 hours later than he wanted. I was pissed but gave him the benefit of the doubt and he says he won't do something like that again. Then after that days pass and he wanted to see me so (as he says "be his wife for a day" it's a joke Lol) I happen to be busy that day and told him, but he told me he wanted to at least stop by to say hi. So he came to my house hugged me real tight and kissed me. Man oh man. 😍💋 it was passionated even the way he held me it was just oh myyyy. He wants to see me again tomorrow! I haven't met anyone that wants to see me this much. We haven't done or talked about anything sexual. He doesn't want sex from me and he said that if he wanted sex he would look for a hoe and that I'm not anything close to it. He also keeps joking and asking when were going to get married lol. Anyways am I wasting my time? I feel myself slowly getting feelings...