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There are three women I know. I know my short-ass doesn't have a chance with them. But just for fun, which girl sounds like the best pick?
(Pictures are representative of what they kind-of look like, but are NOT actually them.)

AGNES
5'7"/170 cm
Originally from Brazil
Medium/average body
Big boobs (34DD), big ass, slim waist.
Red hair. Blue eyes.
Pros: Sweet personality. Girly and feminine. Traditional. Kind of a freak in bed.
Cons: Thick Portuguese accent. A bit boring. Not very smart; aloof and sometimes ditzy.

KERI
5'11"/180 cm
Originally from Florida
BBW/Full Figured body
Small boobs (38C), gigantic ass.
Light brown/auburn hair. Green eyes.
Pros: Down-to-Earth personality. Nerdy and a Gamer. Easy to please. Easy to make laugh.
Cons: Tiny boobs. A little bit bossy and controlling. Doesn't exercise or work-out.

VANESSA
6'3"/190 cm
Originally from Las Vegas, Nevada
Thick/THICC body
Kind of big boobs (36DD), great booty, body tattoos (like 6-8).
Dark green hair. Gray/silvery eyes.
Pros: Very outgoing and chill. Laid back. Great sense of humor. Passionate in bed.
Cons: Smokes weed. A bit lazy. Lives messy lifestyle; doesn't like to clean.

I just turned 35 on the 8th of November. Like, what the f*ck? I do NOT act 35! Like, to me, that's the age when you start getting gray hairs, your back or knee starts to "hurt for no reason," you're making a big dent in your mortgage, and your first born child is old enough to know what kissing is.

I legit act like I'm 24-25. And no, I'm not a "manchild," either. But I enjoy video games, superheroes, nerd sh*t. I ride my e-bike to work. I own a Nintendo 3DS and would own a Switch too (if it didn't suck). I still know internet memes and have a sense of humor. I still enjoy animation and Pokemon. I do NOT feel like I'm as old and crusty as 35!

Like, how TF did I get this old? (Not literally.) Time flies by quickly!

Anyone else feel different from their actual age?

Do you think women in general are more negative and complain more then men?

Cause I do. That's why although I like some women, I don't ever want to hang around them among other male friends on a Saturday night, like yesterday. Women are more likely to complain more, not have a sense of humor, get offended by any little thing, and make everything about themselves. (That's not to say I can't be negative too sometimes, but I at least have self awareness and can read the room and avoid being a buzzkill.) That's why most "Karens" tend to be white females.

I dunno. To me, it just seems like women are way more likely to be a wet blanket. Although we all know some men can be too. It's just more rare for men to be negative and whiny in social settings.

That's my take on it. What do you think?

WHICH ONE WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE AS YOUR SERIOUS, COMMITTED GIRLFRIEND?
The follow-up question to the one from two weeks ago. You get two women to choose from.

Option A is a girl you find out is named Alicia. She is flawlessly beautiful and has a nearly perfect body, like a fictional character rather than someone who's actually real. Easily can be considered a Nine, if not an outright Ten. She's 5'10"/178 cm, a college athlete, a "master at sex," and works hard to maintain her figure. However, she is very superficial and a perfectionist. She is very hard to please, conceited and only thinks of herself, and expects you to live up to her lofty, high standards at all times, or she will dump you and publicly embarrass you while doing it. Commit to her lifestyle, or you're gone.

Option B is a girl you find out is named Bodhika. She's not what you'd consider physically attractive, at all. Whatever your personal standards are, she's halfway towards the opposite of them. But she could maybe be "good enough" as far as looks go. She's 5'5"/165 cm, has small breasts, narrow hips, a small booty, and is slightly overweight. She is studying to be a doctor. She has noticed you around the neighborhood and really likes you. She's kind, sweet, affectionate, has a really good sense of humor, quite intelligent, nonjudgmental, and accepts you for all your flaws and quirks. You might even have some hobbies in common, as well. You'll likely just never find her to be physically attractive (unless she undergoes extensive cosmetic surgery, which she is unwilling to do).

Which girl do you pick? The 10/10 with high standards, or the 5/10 who accepts you as you are right now?

Inspired by @siseñor girl's question.