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Search Results: witty sayings
To be smart is to be sad
You've heard smart before, and alongside that you've heard wise, brilliant, and/or intelligent, which usually means someone with perfect grades, someone that can understand concepts easily and quickly, and/or someone that...
Anonymous
(18-24) Girls, Do you care if your clearly smarter than your boyfriend?
I love my girlfriend. She is clearly smarter than me haha. Its hard to explain but she's just "sharper". Better memory, faster at solving complex problems and witty. She is studying medicine at uni still. Now im...
Anonymous
(30-35) Mother wishes bad things upon everyone, always negative and NOT open to criticism a single bit?
My mother although super giving, loyal and loving to me specially.. still is hard to be around. She is always judging other people. If her best friend is going on vacation I have to hear (how can she afford it, her...
Anonymous
(30-35) How to get past childhood bullying in adulthood
All through school i was bullied for lots of different reasons. I've always been very petite so i was easy to push around and I can be shy and awkward at times as well as having learning disabilities and just struggling...
Alice2398
Guru Age: 28 What should I say back to her?
I added this cute girl in my suggestions on Facebook. We talked for a day through messenger, but she'd only respond every couple of days. Since the last time we talked, it's been a few weeks and she messaged me saying...
Anonymous
(25-29) Was I too harsh on her?
Before Christmas, I got chatting to a girl on Bumble. All going well so far, she's pretty, witty, doesn't take herself too seriously and she seems really keen on me! One night we chat over the phone and she comes across...
ctas_84
Xper 3 Age: 41 What is a clever response when a guy says he wants to cuddle?
This guy that i’ve been talking to texted me, saying he wants to cuddle. I don’t want to sound boring and say “me too.” so what is a witty response to spice things up?
Anonymous
(30-35) 6 Tips for men (or women) on dating apps, from a girl who has experience
Hey men, From being on dating apps, I have the great urge to give some tips to make your game extra strong. I've been on both Tinder and Bumble and I notice some mistakes a lot of men make while making conversation....
spuitkaas
Guru Age: 29 Tips for Crafting a MHO-worthy opinion
Hello G@Gers! Today, we’re going to be discussing various tips in crafting an opinion and increasing your chances of getting MHO (Most Helpful Opinion) . Of course, there is a disclaimer! These are generalized tips,...
a GirlsAskGuys
Guru Age: 26 How do I get my new coworker to leave me alone? She’s very clingy and talkative and sits around for hours? New position? Everyone’s annoyed by her?
So this one girl started working here two weeks ago. She’s 19. The youngest of all staff. We are a long term care facility. I am a CNA. She’s the hospitality aide and works from 3pm-11pm. I work 7pm-7am. She’s floating on...
Anonymous
(25-29) Spider-Man Far From Home Review: Trying Not To Pull a Tom Holland
You might look at the title and think: 'What?' So, here is the reasoning behind the title. Tom Holland is known for not trying to spoil things in movies but spoiling them anyway and in this review, I'm not going to try...
SpiderManFan2002
Editor Age: 23 What to reply to his text ‘hahahahahh I’m a difficult guy’?
I texted him saying you’re not giving much away, then he said hahahaha I’m a difficult guy, what’s something witty / good to reply? thank you!
Anonymous
(25-29) 13 ideas on how to dress up a little boy
I love children but I HATE changing nappies. NUMBER ONE: NUMBER TWO: NUMBER THREE: NUMBER THREE: NUMBER FOUR: NUMBER FIVE: I want to kiss his soft cheeks. NUMBER SIX: NUMBER SEVEN: NUMBER EIGHT: NUMBER NINE: I...
Shezadi
Yoda Age: 27 Why does my guy friend insists on knowing everything about me and my life (read the details)?
There's this guy friend from college I consider a friend and a brother. He's very witty, obsessed with sex and brags about it, and looooves alcohol. I thought we were like a bro and a sis and I kinda like out mutual...
Anonymous
(25-29) Figured out why I can't get a boyfriend, how do I change?
So my sister went on a date today with a co worker of mine. The conversation some how changed to talking about family and she mentioned but I have quite a mouth on me apparently he nodded his head and grinned saying "yes...
Alice2398
Guru Age: 28 Rocky start after become exclusive with boyfreind.. casual dating went fine?
Backstory, I dated this guy casually for a month until we became exclusive. I thought things were great. It was easy to talk to him and laugh around him. We became excited that we both liked similar games, anime, and...
Anonymous
(25-29) My co-worker is giving me a lot of mixed signals, am I reading too much into a friendship or is there interest?
I've been getting to know someone at work for a bit over a year now (shy/awkward guy) and although I thought he was cute, I didn't really develop feelings till recently. He keeps inviting me out to grab lunch after work,...
Anonymous
(25-29) What's the best way to keep a new potential match progressing in a dating app, toward a real life first meeting/date?
I just started using Hinge and received my first match with a girl, which is great. However even though she responded to my witty comment and asked to get to know me better, that was all she said. I'm used to when people...
MScifiwriter
Xper 6 Age: 51 Should I give up hope and move on?
We were friends for a few years and he would message me every few months to check up on me. I would initiate too. We flirted a lot and talked about life in general. For awhile, he stopped talking to me because he was...
Anonymous
(30-35) 1st fight... Help me?
My boyfriend of 2.5 years and I had our first "real" argument/fight 4 days ago. I'm saying real because it felt like we were really opposedd to eachother, and it was because of a difference in opinions. I felt personally...
Anonymous
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