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I broke up with my ex in July. It was basically entirely my decision and she didn't want to break up. She recently got a new boyfriend and she posted a picture of them together on twitter (I've blocked her on everything else and she never normally posts pictures on twitter so I think I was meant to see it) anyway, this new guy looks really similar to me, same hair style, same facial features, same smile and in the picture he's even wearing a t-shirt I also have... but none of her boyfriends before me looked at all like me, did I change her type? Or is she not over me?

(I don't wanna get back with her just curious)

I want to hear your opinion and on Why? #Beard #Fashion #YoungerVsOlder

My opinion:
I think it's depending on the guy, his age and how the beard and hair is styled. Guys in their teenage and 20s looks older and more mature with one which I guess is a positive thing when they're dating girls/women. But when they're between 40 - 60+ it's depending from guy to guy on both his beard and hairstyle plus his face. Beard can slim down a face, hide your double chin and wrinkles making you appear younger. But it can also make a person look older and especially if he has soft youthful facial features. It's because beard is a feature men gets when they're grown up.
This picture shows how facial hair affects your appearance. In my opinion this guy looks younger with a full beard than clean shaven and with a mustache.
I think this guy look younger without the beard.

Here's what I look like:





My body (before tanning, now I look better):

As you can see I am a really hot guy. The thing is that too many girls who are ugly or average believe they stand a chance with me even though this is obviously not true. Here are my dating standards:

Body:
-Must be thin but not too skinny. Bony or muscly is a dealbreaker.
-At least 5'4'' or taller. If she meets other standards I can overlook it though.
-At least B cups, perky boobs.
-Butt that is not too small and is perky.
-Perfect smooth pale skin. If she is overall good then I can consider a darker-skinned girl.
-Slim waist, wide hips. Hourglass shape.

As you can see, my standards regarding body are not that high. Most girls who take care of their body meet these standards.

Face:
-Good facial bones without any recessions.
-Almond shaped eyes with good under-eye support and not much upper eyelid exposure. Blue and green eyes are greatly preferred even though it's not a requirement.
-Perfect smooth pale skin, no acne. If she is overall good then I can consider a darker-skinned girl.
-Thick long hair, preferably blonde (not a requirement though).
-Small or medium straight nose.
-Forward maxilla, good jawline. Chin must not be too small, but not too big. Medium sized mandible.
-High prominent cheekbones.
-Feminine fat distribution. Buccal fat (chubby cheeks) are OK, but she needs to look really youthful and feminine. I don't require a modelesque face like mine, cute face is good.
-Plump feminine lips.

I don't think these standards are too high, but for some reason girls who are way below my league think they deserve a hot guy like me. I am not a hypocrite for having these standards because I meet the male analogue of them.

What do you think of these standards? Should I be more picky or is this enough?

Coming from a senior with a decent beard, nothing crazy but definitely noticeable, I'm curious what the general consensus might be.

It should also be noted that I've been shit out of luck as far as relationships go for basically my whole life (one month in 7th grade would never count), and essentially I'm wondering if I can at least use my beard as a sort of scapegoat for the rest of my face, body and personality. Thanks.