Do you judge a guy's goatee?

[Anonymous]

Thoughts on facial hair in general.. how do you prefer it? Do they send off creepy vibes?

[Fire_Fly]

I honestly like facial hair because my neck is sensitive and I like how it feels when they rub me there. The only thing I have to say about it is that it just has to be kept nice and tidy

[AsunaKazuhaya]

The guy who plays Tony Stark can pull one off. 👌🏻

[nachosaresexy]

To me it basically means he's my uncle having a hard time adjusting to his current stage of life.

[Astoriana]

Is that your uncle in your DP?

[nachosaresexy]

@Astoriana Trying to figure out how to respond to sarcasm or just dumb question?

[Astoriana]

Gentleman in your DP has a goatee. So, are you compensating for something or do you actually think that monstrosity looks good?

[nachosaresexy]

@Astoriana Didn't realize your definition of goatee included full facial hair. Cool!

[nachosaresexy]

@Astoriana Santa has a bitchin goatee I can only dream of

[Astoriana]

Oh, is there more? Didn’t click on it. All I could see was the nasty ring around the mouth.

[nachosaresexy]

@Astoriana Wish I could help you with your quickly formed and wrong opinions but you're sorta on your own there. Good luck!

[Astoriana]

Good luck hiding your weak chin~*~

[nachosaresexy]

@Astoriana You've gone from not knowing what a goatee is to just sounding bitter. Maybe someone on here can help you if you're dealing with something bigger... I don't want to get too personal but if you're reaching out for help there are people much smarter than me that might be able to help you.

[Astoriana]

I just think all facial hair is ugly. Plus, everyone knows beards are makeup for men.

[nachosaresexy]

@Astoriana Could there be a more dramatic way to express an opinion about facial hair?

[Astoriana]

Probably.

[nachosaresexy]

@Astoriana Find a more dramatic way! This is entertaining for the rest of us.

Nah seriously, not sure what your'e offended about but I hope you can set aside your bitterness to enjoy the holiday season. Cheers girl.

[Astoriana]

Beards are ugly. End of.

[Astoriana]

It’s not bitterness, it’s just a fact.

[nachosaresexy]

@Astoriana BEARDS ARE BAD. SHE WINS. (but will she stfu?)

[Astoriana]

Nah, especially now that I know I’m annoying you.

[nachosaresexy]

@Astoriana Do you have an insecurity with body hair? Let's get to a place of peace & comfort for you.

[Astoriana]

Yeah, it’s ugly and makes otherwise attractive men (or potentially) look like pube faces.

[nachosaresexy]

@Astoriana Yeah but let's stop ignoring the elephant in the room. How can we help you feel ok with your body hair?

[Astoriana]

By getting rid of all of it so I don’t have to look at your ugliness.

[nachosaresexy]

@Astoriana Think you're having trouble reading at this point.

[Astoriana]

I think you’re clinging to your makeup even though it makes you look worse.

[nachosaresexy]

@Astoriana So now you're just admitting you have nothing to say on topic and are completely off the rails? Yeesh girl.

[Astoriana]

We’ve been over this: beards are makeup for men.

[nachosaresexy]

@Astoriana Spoken like a true 14 year old.

[Astoriana]

You use them to cover up your weak chin. How is that not like makeup? It hides flaws.

[nachosaresexy]

@Astoriana Where does your insecurity come from? That's a legit thing you should try to address.

[Astoriana]

Where does yours come from? Why do you have to cover up your face with hair? Are you hiding your gang tattoos or something?

[nachosaresexy]

And whether some dude wants a silly goatee or a silly partial beard or a silly full beard, that's not what's important. I'm not sure why you're so insecure about it all. Hopefully just boredom and lack of creativity but if it's bigger than that then get some legit help.

[Astoriana]

Gang tattoos? Disfiguring scars? Moles? What is it?

[nachosaresexy]

@Astoriana You tell me. What is the insecurity you see in the mirror to go on like this here?

[anton_willows]

And thus us why men do whatever the hell we want to!

Hell I knew a girl that didn't shave her vag.. Did i start an argument? No， I waved goodbye whule driving away..

You can't change a man.. Or his opinion.
No need for agrument or ad hominem behaviour because peoples opinions dont align with your own..

Bit one single person has tried to change your opinion or force something on you..

Whats worse is that for a man this kinda of behaviour from anyone especially a women is seen as vulgar and controlling.

[nachosaresexy]

@anton_willows Well that's an interesting interjection. So you rode off on a whale because your lady friend didn't shave her stuff?

[nachosaresexy]

by the way, astoriana, I'm sorry for whatever unholiness might be hidden under and "unshaved vag" as our new friend puts it. I have a feeling you won't be able to sleep until Christmas after reading that part.

[anton_willows]

Lol fyi she wasn't a whale. Its a nice assumption but sadly inncorrect.

[Astoriana]

@anton_willows awesome how you love looking so ugly. I’m glad you’re satisfied with your ugliness and really own the shit out of it.

[anton_willows]

Naaaaww thats sooo sweet of you.. Unfortunately I dismised your opinion as soon as I'd read it as tbh i just dont care about it.

[anton_willows]

Weak troll is too weak.. Bahahahahahaha

[Ms725]

Holy hell. I could see having an opinion on facial hair and expressing it, but being down right rude about it and offensive? How childish. I think facial hair is sexy depending on the person.. unless it’s JUST a mustache. And nothing else. I can’t get into that lmao 😂😂😂 either way I think all of you guys look just fine and I wouldn’t let this person hurt your feelings about it. Considering she’s called everyone ugly but doesn’t even have her own picture up. To each their own! But there’s a way to talk to people without being a royal twat. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ms725]

Okay so she has a picture. But still!

[Astoriana]

@Ms725 follow your own advice.

[Ms725]

@Astoriana lmao what? That reply didn’t even make sense.

[Astoriana]

@Ms725 you’re implying I should think before I speak, no? I shan’t, of course, but you ought to. Especially when making the claim that someone doesn’t even have a photo of themselves.

[Ms725]

@Astoriana blah blah blah. 🙄

[anton_willows]

Yes. Goatees are small and weak.
Beards are vast amd glorious!

[BlueDream]

I love beards! When they are nice and neat, not pubic hair looking.

[anton_willows]

I do tend to assume most woman like beards.. I mean after all I don't grow my beard for them I grow it for me cause I'm a man. Hair comes with the package lol

[BlueDream]

Lol! Not all men grow their beards though, although I wish they did, makes them more attractive.

[anton_willows]

there's a joke I tell me friends..

“Theres a name for people without beards - women.. There called women!” lol

[BlueDream]

True! Lmao! 😆 That's a new one! Hope none of your friends are without beards. Lol!

[Astoriana]

Most facial hair is ugly as fuck. It’s only really used to hide a weak chin anyway.

[anton_willows]

Ex divison boxing champion.
With 17 wins - 0 loses (14 win by KO)
Is my chin weak? Lol

[anton_willows]

Hahahahahaha.. Then aren't we lucky its my face.. Lol

[Astoriana]

@anton_willows nah. I had to look at it and I’ll never recover. It’s giving me war flashbacks of my ex who grew out a nasty beard like yours to disgust and annoy me.

[anton_willows]

It annoyed you because he choose tat for his face?
How dare he!!!

[Astoriana]

@anton_willows that he did it purposely, knowing that I hated it, to the point where I actually vomited on him? Yeah. It was a dick move.

[anton_willows]

Well I guess if men knew how often women washed their bras they`d be horrified.. So I guess its all square lol

[Astoriana]

@anton_willows after five uses is too infrequently for you?

[anton_willows]

Well I change my underwear daily. But each to there own lol

[Astoriana]

@anton_willows bras don’t come into contact with as much feces as underwear does. Plus, overwashing bras destroys their structural integrity. If you want to bankroll your girlfriend’s bras so that she can wash her bras every day, by all means.

[anton_willows]

No just seat and other bodily fluids.. Hell men aren't even that bad..

Really think a normal guy would wear a shirt a shirt for 5 consecutive days and claim his hygenic?

[anton_willows]

That changes that fact that you wash the ever 5 days like you stated before? Too late to packpedal now..

[anton_willows]

You obviously missed the part where I give a damn.. Lol

But please continue - the look of desperation suits you..

[Astoriana]

@anton_willows aww, it’s so cute that you think you’re being original by calling me a whore.

[anton_willows]

I didn't call you a whore..

[anton_willows]

The context was lost on you clearly..

[rgb008]

I hate goatees. Yes I judge.

[Asker]

Why?

[howrudoin]

Yeah, im a world supreme goatee judge.

[hasrett]

Yesm they all look funny.

[BleepRawrsaurus_Rex]

Yeah