Search Results: no call list

What men look for in a woman
Just be thin
Be pretty/Decent looking
No gold diggers

What women look for in a man
Be tall
Be funny
Have a nice car
Be brave
Be confident
Have lots of friends
Have your own place
Have a bigger than average penis
Don't be too nice aka (bad boy)
Dress nice
Be muscular or fit
Can't be fat, husky, overweight etc

I'm sure there more that can be added to the men? I just find it funny how a lot of females call guys shallow but look at the what most women want in a partner then men do. And don't say this list isn't true cause we all know it is rather you want to admit it or not. Women regardless what they look like always expect Prince Charming but if I or another man says we want such and such as a partner we're labeled sexists, shallow, and bitter.

Not Tumblr Friendly:

I wince
at the cringe
of the furries insane whinge

Its a sin
the spin
of all those 'otherkin'

I'd have a drink with Bender
until he came out as
greygender

I thought I hated that I'd never
'had a pony'
until I met
the sex fiends who call themselves
each
'brony'

Conformity was never in itself, a virtue
but it hardly has better advertisement than
in deviants
who just do it wrong.

Never:

My role models,

a civil rights leader with a dream who'd had enough
a comic who really knew his 'stuff'
a drunken Santa Claus with a heart too big for a mall
a man worth his weight in Salk
a mellow rasta who loved the birds
a poet more beast than beauty, by the Buk
a godless, amazing soul
a socialist sonnuv'a Pole
a man of capital, with a list
a man of many ventures, & no parties
a lady of song, logic, & beauty from glen to Glenn
a scientist who wraps, but was never one to beat
a Paul whose feat was never to brawl

never will my
hopes,
for what they've done
fall.