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Guy 1.
Guy 1 has a career in the legal system.
He sees women as his equals because his profession is heavily female laden.
Although shy, he is able to hold his own in many arguments with his knowledge of facts.
His hobbies are computers, reading science fiction and playing computer games. He also likes coding mods into existing video games.
As a child he had a closer bond with his mother than his father as he grew up in a single parent family after his mother drove his father away due to her anger issues. Despite having caused the split, she still got half his dad's shit and full custody.
He doesn't like spicy food and is a pescatarian.
Sometimes he gets "stage fright" when using public restrooms and has to go in a stall because he never had a male role model.
He doesn't follow sports.
He is very respectful of women but it's due to intimidation factors stemming from his single mother upbringing.
He can't perform jobs around the house and has no hard skills.
He needs to be fully relaxed or he gets anxiety related E. D.
He still goes home to his mother on weekends.

Guy 2.

Guy 2 is a builder. He can do everything around the house. He doesn't really have a high level of respect for women because there aren't many in his profession. His encounters with women usually involves either explaining things about construction or odd jobs that they don't understand or trying to get in their pants.
He doesn't give a crap what he eats as long as its edible and he pisses wherever he needs to.
His hobbies include punting on sports, watching sports, fishing and working on home improvements and car restoration.
He had both a mother and father growing up but left home at a young age to start his trade apprenticeship.
He knows exactly how to fuck all the right places and he enjoys it.
If you get in an argument with him, he just stops listening and thinks you are stupid. He has a very practical mind.
He visits his parents on their birthdays, Christmas etc.

Welcome to Pac-Man's tin foil hat hour. I am your host, Larj Packagé. there's a popular theory going around according to which our leader are reptilian overlords who feed on human flesh. 12 million Americans believe in this theory, and are ridiculed for it.

But why do people think that this theory is so farfetched? WAKE UP SHEAPLE! The signs are all around you. Have you ever wondered why all successful politicians are grotesque looking? Take a look at the following evidence my sources at Gugal have uncovered.


This is a healthy young human being with a citrus complexion, or so the lizard people want you to believe. But take a closer look at the picture. Notice something odd? Its a well documented fact that lizards can't grow hair. What you can see in this picture is a hair piece flying right off the head of a successful businesslizard Donald Trump. But there's more.


Get a load of this lizard with a full set of healthy man eating teeth. UKIP lizard overlord Nigel Farage was recently successful in dividing the Ununited Kingdom. The people there are now known as lizard food. RIP.

Does this overwhelming evidence from Gugal make you believe in the lizard people conspiracy? If it doesn't you're probably a lizard person as well, in which case, please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids! Eat them! Thats all for today folks, until we meet again. The truth is somewhere near here (totally not paraphrasing the X files. No, you're stupid, shut up)

#WakeUpSheaple