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referring to your father as a true "artist" for creating such a beautiful masterpiece (you)

I remember a guy once use this on my female cousin. she was looking for my uncle (her dad) at the supermarket that he usually goes to so everybody that works there knows him. so as she walks in she asked one of the clerks who had thought she was hot. and this is how the conversation goes...

my cousin= hey have you seen my dad anywhere?

clerk= who the painter?

my cousin= what painter?

clerk= the painter who painted such a magnificent and gorgeous masterpiece exactly 9 months before you were born

cousin= oh please shut it already, have you seen him?

clerk= yes i saw him go down (whatever aisle) couple of seconds ago

so as you can see my cousin wasn't all that flatter. but this may be because she is already married and not interested in others hitting on her. but later on she admitted that the pick up line was clever and funny. but i was thinking of using that pick up line one of these days one the next girl i meet when i'm drunk out of my mind.

but till then i just want to hear what you think it sounds like

I've approached many girls (and boys, and etc., yay pansexuality!), in attempt to flirt, engage conversation, try to befriend them or try to commit to something more. And I've tried many different approaches, corny jokes, lame pick up lines, classic cheesy stuff, straight forward requests and many more.

Except, nothing seems to work (not that I'm an ugly monster or anything). Which made me feel like, everyone is only accepting of a lottery-level luck of hitting every sweet spot, at the exact time, exact place and pace. And even though, I've had some lucky rolls, I've been ditched because I quote "You're so good, it's creepy - you're too good. It's suspicious... Have you been stalking me?".

Nobody's really given me a chance, and I'm left with this impression that unless the person lands a lottery jackpot, there will be broken hearts. So I wonder if it's just me growing in a flowerpot, or there's something more to it.

Do YOU give your potential partner a thorough chance to examine them and test them out, or just bail out the moment it doesn't prove to be dazzlingly perfect?

I included a poll, to see how sound my idea is. Which choice do you allign with most?