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Yet another Other-topic random poll. I hope this isn't considered off topic.
If you need a better explanation, you're picking what role you would fill if the world were more like a role-playing game. I'm talking nerdy stuff like magic and melee weapons. You can judge me if you want, that's cool too. It's always nice to face adversity.

Knight: Everyone knows what a knight is (or they should). You are a heavy-armor clad melee warrior who might serve a kingdom, or may roam about protecting the weak and doing freelance work to make a living. You would be generally well respected, and considered to be a hero by most peasants.

Mage: You are one of the few in the world able to use your knowledge of the arcane arts to perform impossible tasks such as healing other people from grievous injury, or exploding enemies violently with fireballs, among many other things! The common folk would be wary around you and your power, because you're extremely intimidating to them. Whether you're good or evil, this will not change.

Assassin: You tend to operate at night, looting houses for treasure, or killing your targets with stealth and precision with your dagger for gold. You are adept at running and parkour. The townspeople tend to break eye contact with you, as they feel nervous towards you, and resent you.

Dark Knight: You're like a knight, but more badass. You wear black armor, and you serve no one except yourself. You are ruthless in combat, and unmatched in skill. The commoners run in terror when you approach, even if you don't prefer to kill unarmed people.

Monk: You are an enlightened monk who serves a god, and promotes peace. You fight with your fists, and you're still on par with most other classes. The people love you when they see you approach, since you're a paragon of all that is good.

Chicken Tamer: The weakest of all classes, you are a commoner who raises chickens for food. You don't know how to fight. Everyone treats you like crap, too. Oh yeah, and you're broke.