Search Results: am i overweight for my age

I would say "Are you attractive looking?" but that's subjective. Plus, I mean more than looks. So me just asking these questions would be better. If you answer "yes" to anyone of these, then your answer to this main question is also Option A: Yes.

- Are you tall? 6'1"/185 cm or taller for men, or 5'9"/175 cm or taller for women.
- Are you considered 'good looking face' in the face according to most people? A 7 out of 10 or higher.
- Are you considered 'sexy' body-wise, according to most people? Fit, athletic, well-endowed, youthful, little to no scars, etc.
- Are you in your prime age? 20 to 28 for young men, 36 to 48 for mature men, 18 to 30 for women.
- Are you well-endowed? A penis seven inches or larger, or breasts DD or larger.

I literally fit none of these criteria here.
Short and pathetic; an "F" grade in height. Ugly as hell. Overweight. Small penis. Neither young or "finely aged," and small dick.
I'm just wondering, am I the only one who's considered universally unattractive as well? Or are there others out there?

1. I am 27
2. Works full time as a junior-to-mid level software developer making $45k/yr (will increase exponentially overtime)
3. Own a motorhome
4. Own 2 cars
5. Still lives at home with parents.
6. Smokes cigarettes
7. Overweight
8. Never had a real girlfriend, although been on a few dates before
9. Lost my virginity at age 20 to a 16 year old girl... haven't had sex since
10. Never experienced young love/romance
11. Hardly any friends, except one good one
12. Acts goofy a lot and makes noises
13. Very kind and charitable
14. Socially awkward
15. Has a mild case of Asperger's
16. Used to work as an EMT
17. Eats own boogers
18. Has 2 misdemeanor criminal convictions of stalking and harassment

Im not talking about settings where a short bald and overweight 50 year old stranger directly hits on an attractive 19 year old. That a no brainer on creepiness.

Im talking about being less polite to people in non romantic settings like waiting in line for coffee or getting a conversation on a subway (around lots of people). A 50 year old stranger should be able to have an innocent conversation with a 19 year old (maybe talks about his kids going to college) or something. Just as long he’s not saying or doing stupid then he’s not doing anything wrong. But if a person is unattractive (age, weight, looks, etc.) we tend to judge them more harshly.

I’m guilty of doing this myself. But I try to check myself. That person could turn out to be a genuine good friend. I think as society gets more sensitive to people with differences this would be a good thing to improve upon. That doesn’t mean being naive to strangers of course. But it means checking that unpleasant thought you have of that person and seriously asking if that’s fair and even reality?