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The Window, or the Stairs?

Brace yourselves, this one can get a little morbid.

Like all comic universes / multiverses, Dozerfleet has its share of dangers for its inhabitants.

Suppose you're a character in one of those worlds. And life handed you the short end of the stick, and your untimely demise is on its way. Which horrific way to go would you prefer?

Would you be that poor chump in the Gerosha universe when ISIS takes over the northeastern US? Where "off with her head, out with his guts" is the law of the land?

Would you be the poor sap with seemingly worthless superpowers in the Dromedeverse, who lands in trouble with the law because of said pathetic powers, only to get eaten off the jail toilet by a sea monster that breaks in through the plumbing?

Or a random nobody in that same universe, who gets eaten by a giant Canadian goose kaiiju that breaks through the roof for no reason?

Would you be caught up in a Q-Basic Gorilla civil war, and get a banana bomb to the face?

Would you be caught in a crossfire between Volkonir and the monster-of-the-week terrorizing Bozeman?

Or would you wake up in Camp Jellybean, and be tortured and mutated to death by a strange mad scientist dressed as a military sergeant, as you're forced to watch him do the same to all your friends?

Pick your poison!