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The obvious answer is “no” but hear me out:

I go visit my family for a few weeks after being away for quite a while.
I find out my younger brother of one year is practically juggling two women and playing the long game with both in hopes of getting one to be his girlfriend

Woman A is gorgeous, she’s also into him, they hooked up once already, he likes her too, it’s great. But she’s a little toxic

Woman B is a “rebel” with the tattoos and the metal bands and the easy going lifestyle with promiscuity and drugs and whatnot
She’s not into him at all.
He wants her, but isn’t settled on it.

Then I come on for a while and Woman B is all over me.
Under any other circumstance I would’ve spent half the vacation in a bed with her.

So I restrain myself as the good brother.
But I can’t help but wonder if I’m doing the right thing.

My brother has every reason to want woman A and she wants him too.
And yet he’s created this needless friend-zone wrinkle with woman B and it’s going nowhere (and I don’t think it should considering her lifestyle)

Part of me wants to fuck the socks off of woman B and I can’t deny it to myself.
I get the appeal but I wouldn’t date her long term. And she doesn’t want that either clearly.

So what would you do given this scenario?
Please give some reasoning and detail

Have you ever experienced some very offensive words from sock-puppet profiles, while they were supporting a hateful opinion of their primary account (Sock-Puppeteer)?

All Fake News headlines:

President Erdogan of Turkey makes offer for Syria to be added to Turkey. "Lets make Turkey Bigger and Better", you'd better accept!

Macron socks it to England proposing 100% EU tariffs on baked goods in tit for tat trade war. Says, "working with the English is like working with dogs... mad ones".

China's leader Xi makes good offer to buy Taiwan for 1 Yuan, says it's a good deal... take it or leave it.

Polish Premier declares all agreements with Russia are "Null and Void" effective April 1!.

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You have to admit... it don't sound good... But if Trump says it, does it sound ok?

Your Daily Creative Bonus: What other crazy *H#$@ can you come up with that sounds really awful if it came from someone else in the world?