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I was sitting here sipping on a glass of Wild Turkey and reminiscing about my younger years when I recalled a story that almost made me shit my pants with laughter.

So, a few years back, I was in the club with a couple lads I'm not friends with anymore. It was pretty early in the night so we were fresh and not yet plastered, and we came across this chick with whom one of the lads had been previously acquainted. Being daring and on fire from whiskey mixers, I made a move on her and ended up giving her the ol' top deck rim duster right in front of him. She ends up making out with about a half dozen blokes that I saw, so I'm happy to have gotten first blood before getting out of Dodge.

Anyway, fast forward a few hours, I'm stained, the music's loud and jumping, and I bump into her and we find ourselves in a corner. All of a sudden she starts nibbling on my ear, like she's warning up for the Winter Olympics. I'm just sitting there with this wtf look on my face, and I keep making eye contact with revellers giving me the wtf look on their faces, and were just exchanging wtf glances at each other. I didn't find it fun, it was as gross American food. I ended up peeling her off me like a dirty dommy and told her to sully someone else's face.

So she moves onto my mate, and she's giving him the old Turkish Delight in his ear too. I can't stand to see that shit so I went and polished off another duster.

Bout 15 bob later he comes hobbling over to me, embarrassed look on his face and a dark stain on the front of his trousers; he nutted himself getting his ear munched on in the middle of the club. That's what you get I suppose.

Anyway, do you find having your ear nibbled on to be sexy or arousing, or is it just annoying or even disgusting to you? Donyou enjoy nibbling ears? And have you ever nutted yourself from having your ear eaten out?

So I was out with a friend of mine she's a girl we went and got our eyebrows done and she also wanted to grab some clothes underwear and pants so we went to a store I was really feeling the girl that checked us out cuz I bought earrings before that and she seems really chill I asked her a few things and she you know smile like normal and then as my friend was buying her clothes and underwear I got the idea but I really wanted to... ask this girl for her number cuz she just talking to her seemed amazing she seems really chill I'm laid-back but she's talking about how the store was closing and that she was basically getting screwed so I mean it wasn't really a good subject matter to ask her for her number also I was with my friend and I didn't want her to think I total... douchebag of my girlfriend asking a chick for a threesome although she's not my girlfriend and regardless I was still going to work up the nerve as I was about to ask her I just chatted her up with some normal conversation she looked at me and she smiled the second she smiled at me stop me write my tracks I don't know what it was never felt it before but I couldn't even think or speak I was basically only able to follow... my friend out the store after she purchased her clothes and underwear so my question is would you rather have a guy ask you in person if you're in a public place or at your place of employment or would you rather them write you a letter you know just kind of explaining the situation and how you made them feel and give you their number I don't know if she's single or not so if she isn't I don't want to cause any issues for her and if she's able to possibly keep her job anyway I don't want to mess that... up for her by asking her out at work so mostly female opinion to be greatly appreciated on this but I know that any mind could come up with a great idea so I would like any opinions if you have something good to say