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How to Annoy Me So Much That I Might Hurt You

Taking a break from writing recipe takes today to actually get into a bit of a random, but necessary topic. I don’t know about all of you, but I am a generally laid back person; not much bothers me, I go with the flow,...
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Can you really complain how you get approached and picked up, if it's a keeper?

I've approached many girls (and boys, and etc., yay pansexuality!), in attempt to flirt, engage conversation, try to befriend them or try to commit to something more. And I've tried many different approaches, corny jokes,...
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I've approached many girls (and boys, and etc., yay pansexuality!), in attempt to flirt, engage conversation, try to befriend them or try to commit to something more. And I've tried Show More
I want the perfect one to approach me at the perfect time, and perfect circumstances.
I don't mind, as long as the one gets most things right.
I don't particularly care how badly they screw up, as long as they keep trying.
I always give the other a fair chance to show me who they are, if I will be safe/satisfied with them or not.
I will let them know what I wish for, and judge them based on how well they try to make me happy.
I'm not indo dating / I don't know / Undecided / Inexperienced
None of the above
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How Facebook is Ruining Lives

Constantly checking Facebook If you have a facebook account then it is likely that you check for notifications literally every passing hour. That's how addicting it is, we as humans love surprises, we like to explore and...
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What are some corny personal trainer pick up lines?

My friends with benefits is also my personal trainer. I want a dirty funny joke lol have any?
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I thought he was into me?

Ok so I used a pick-up line on a guy the other day as a joke, but then he asked for my number. Then we were talking and the first time we hung out, we made out. A little later he tells me that he really likes me and tells...
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Everything I Think I Know About Flirting

One of my younger friends, Icyfire101, requested some advice on flirting and I promised to respond.  A man should always keep his promises, so here are my thoughts on that subject. When I was a younger man, I was a...
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Signs Your Relationship Is Risky

So. I am here to write about troublesome relationships based on my own relationships. I am obviously writing from a female perspective as a female in a heterosexual relationship. A year ago I had a very scary, tumultuous...
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Things To Know Before Visiting Britain!

So, Its pretty common for people to want to visit Britain (Especially you Yanks from across the pond xD), But here is some things you should probably know before you come over here to avoid a culture shock :P 1) The...
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Who can get the most upvote?

This is just for fun, you have to convince people to like your comment and give you upvotes, by pick up lines/jokes etc. Who ever ends up with the most upvotes will get MHO on the third day of this question.
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What are the funniest, weirdest or joke pick up lines you have heard that you would never say?

I saw this "Did you just fart, because you just blew me away". LOL I would never say that to anyone. What are ones you have heard or seen?
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Will guys flirt with another girl if they are bored?

There is a boy at my workplace who seems like he was being flirty with me. The thing is, my workplace is a complete sausagefest. There's only three girls (including me) and 5 guys. The first girl is really pretty but...
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Why Guys DO NOT Want To Date A Feminist

So, recently I read a myTake called '' Tips For Dating A Feminist ''. And the overwhelming reaction from the male community was essentialy 'Why the heck would I want to do that?' Obviously, there was a pretty fierce...
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Does anyone else have a thing for bad puns or jokes?

Now for me, I simply LOVE horrible puns, jokes, and cheesy pick up lines. I'm also a sucker for a good cliche.  Now all my friends, when they hear any of those, they groan, but then I'm left ust cracking up. I find them...
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Now for me, I simply LOVE horrible puns, jokes, and cheesy pick up lines. I'm also a sucker for a good cliche.  Now all my friends, when they hear any of those, they groan, but then Show More
LOVE ALL THAT.
Hate that kind of stuff
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Guys, would you date a girl with a dirty mind?

I have a really dirty mind room pick up lines to band jokes and I also know way more about things that I shouldn't know even about yet
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How to get in a relationship and stay there

This is too broad a topic for me to cover everything but lately a lot of people on G@G have been asking similar questions. So, I figured I'll at least hit the basics. 1) HOW TO APPROACH/ASK OUT SOMEONE CONFIDENCE! I know...
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Would a girl play hard to get after hanging out and everything going great?

Two Sunday's ago I took the girl Im interested in to disneyland w her little sister she's 20 Im 38 she knows this and hasn't said anything about it, it has always been that texting back and forth isn't consistant. At...
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how do i get this guy away from me?

So there's this guy that's been talking into me for a year. It just started out of nowhere on Facebook with a friend request, and I accepted it. A few days later he messages me, but I HAVE NEVER TALKED TO HIM IRL!!! At...
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Hey GaGers, I need a little pick me up?

Alright, I normally don't do this, but I'm really not feeling like my normal Prettykangaroos... Things just aren't going my way lately! I haven't seen my boyfriend in over a week, I feel like our relationship is falling...
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15, does a girl like me?

Im 15, she is too, we've been friends for 4 years, She will be super touchy one day then the opposite the next, I've dropped hints and I can't tell if she likes me, we've been friends for 4 years and my sister says that...
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Im 15, she is too, we've been friends for 4 years, She will be super touchy one day then the opposite the next, I've dropped hints and I can't tell if she likes me, we've been friends Show More
Pursue it
Dont
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