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My friends with benefits I've been hooking up with for 3years almost and I booked a room in a cheap motel. We went half and half on paying. I got us edibles to enjoy. We had sex and although we had taxi fair home he suggested that we should take a long stroll because he says we never communicate. So we decided to stroll and talked but we were high too of the edibles. It was fun. I never knew how funny and nice of a guy he was it bothered me when we walked he would hold my hand kiss me in public and all that. Even when we was in the hotel room he told me for the first time that he loves me. I was on top busy riding him and he stopped me and said :'would u go on a date with me?' I didn't answer him he then asked me :'Would u date me?' I didn't know what to say but I was quiet and more focused on the sex, pleasure we having so when we switched positions to missionary he was inside me and I got a forehead kiss. Like wth? What was that for? So when we walked he asked me again outside the motel :'Why don't we go on a date? Go to the movies or something?' I said no we shouldn't because we are fuck buddies but he laughed when I said that because we were high. He felt like a friend to me. We joked about men driving past us and he would show me :'Look that guy was looking at your bum' we were looked at a lot while we strolled at some point he started holding my hand and kissed me in public but we are not a couple. He even joked about us living at this house we walked past he joke about us having our own place lol he told 1me for which car his saving and told me he still needs to save a few months then his getting his car. So when we got into the taxi he hold my hand again and brushed my forearm. And told me before I got off :'And you going to give me a kiss before you get off' lol so I got off and he leaned in for a kiss but when I asked him the night on text if he wants to date me he said :'I would date you. I'd fully date you but I don't wanna rush into things'

Recently I watched this video where this boyfriend forced this his girlfriends face into a cake while the candles were still lit. Not to mention her make up looked like she spent hours on it just for this event. After it was done, him and all his friends were laughing at her while she stared at him furiously. She seemed pissed off, yet they thought it was hilarious. So not only was her face forced into lit candles and cake, her make up was ruined, she could no longer ear her cake, AND she was being laughed even tho she was visibly upset.😬

In the comments (most people were on her side for being mad) some idiots were saying, "iTs JuSt A jOkE, sHe ShOuLd LeArN hOw To TaKe a JoKe, ItS a TrAdITiOn, It HaPpEnDs At EvErY bIrThDaY pArTy." But if you purposely make someone mad on the ONE day they are celebrated for living and should be happy, is it really a "joke" to be laughed at? Especially if it was intended to make them mad? 🤔

I know this happens at some parties, but the punchline of this joke is always to make the victim of this "joke" mad. Some people take a differently and laugh along, but the 9 out of 10 times people get pissed off. Who was to be angry, humiliated, or embarrassed at their own party? 🙄

Man, I don't know about you guys, but personally, I've never seen purposely upsetting someone (to satisfy your own sense of humor) to be funny.

Do you guys think this is funny or do you not think this is funny?

Why do dudes at work find me hilarious? I say at work cuz i dont have a social life so work is where i get any social interaction.
I dont wanna be seen as some serious feminazi whatever. I actually want to be a stay at home wife and mom. I just dont wanna be laughed at 24 7. there's a difference if you make jokes and people find them funny versus them laughing at you, not with you, nonstop just over things you say or do normally.

An example:

An Indian husband says: In lockdown, we men found out that wives tend to do so many household chores all day. The wives get very tired. So, wives should be two.
(We should have two wives.)