So, we've laughed about boobs (thanks to @laurieluvsit and her latest funny mytake), testicles, and drinking..
So thought we should tackle that fickle beast called love (I mean boobs, testicles, and alcohol might not always lead to love but usually leads to "loving" 😉😉)
Whether you're currently in love, been hurt by love, or no longer believe in love... We can still laugh about love...
You know that feeling you get when someone says they love you the first time...
So here's some love/relationship jokes to enjoy. And remember, "love" you all😘
My boyfriend and I met on the internet. My mother asked him what line he used on me and my boyfriend replied,
"I just used a modern".
A couple are on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing.
He replies, "I forgot my wallet."
Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
What does marriage do?
Puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
Sex
What is the ideal marriage?
One between a deaf man and a blind woman
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why do men love big tits and a tight ass?
Because they've got big mouths and little dicks
What's the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.
Why did the cowboy have shit in his mustache?
Cause he'd been lookin' for love in all the wrong places.
What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spit, swallow, and gargle.
I leave you with just one more thing about love:
"Love is great, love is grand
Cuz, when all else fails
You still have your hand"
"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘
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