"LOVE LAUGHS" Tickle The Funny Bone Time

LOVE LAUGHS Tickle The Funny Bone Time

So, we've laughed about boobs (thanks to @laurieluvsit and her latest funny mytake), testicles, and drinking..

So thought we should tackle that fickle beast called love (I mean boobs, testicles, and alcohol might not always lead to love but usually leads to "loving" πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰)

I love you man
I love you man

Whether you're currently in love, been hurt by love, or no longer believe in love... We can still laugh about love...

You know that feeling you get when someone says they love you the first time...

Thats what they mean by "loving butt"?πŸ€”
That's what they mean by "loving butt"?πŸ€”

So here's some love/relationship jokes to enjoy. And remember, "love" you all😘

Love to "all"β™₯️
Love to "all"β™₯️

My boyfriend and I met on the internet. My mother asked him what line he used on me and my boyfriend replied,

"I just used a modern".

A couple are on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing.

He replies, "I forgot my wallet."

Whats the difference between love and marriage?

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

What does marriage do?

Puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Love pops? Or blows?
Love pops? Or blows?

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex

What is the ideal marriage?

One between a deaf man and a blind woman

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?

It was icing on the cake.

Why do men love big tits and a tight ass?

Because they've got big mouths and little dicks

LOVE LAUGHS Tickle The Funny Bone Time
LOVE LAUGHS Tickle The Funny Bone Time

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Love doesn't last forever.

Why did the cowboy have shit in his mustache?

Cause he'd been lookin' for love in all the wrong places.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, and gargle.

LOVE LAUGHS Tickle The Funny Bone Time
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I leave you with just one more thing about love:

"Love is great, love is grand

Cuz, when all else fails

You still have your hand"

"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

"LOVE LAUGHS" Tickle The Funny Bone Time
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  • Lliam
    You've done it again, bbb. So funny.

    What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
    Spit, swallow, and gargle.
    🤣🤣🤣

    "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."

    When is it okay to love thy neighbor? When her husband is away on business.

    What are three words you dread the most while making love? "Honey, I'm home."

    What does a good employee and a lousy lover have in common? They're always coming early.

    I immediately thought of the following song from Blazing Saddles:
    I'm Tired - performed by Madeline Kahn as Lily von Shtupp

    Here I stand, the goddess of Desire
    Set men on fire
    I have this power

    Morning noon and night it's drink and dancing
    Some quick romancing
    And then a shower

    Stage door johnnies always surround me
    They always hound me
    With one request

    Who can satisfy their lustful habits
    I'm not a rabbit
    I need some rest

    I'm tired
    Sick and tired of love
    I've had my fill of love
    From below and above

    Tired, tired of being admired
    Tired of love uninspired
    Let's face it
    I'm tired

    I've been with 1000's of men
    Again and again
    They promise the moon

    They always coming and going
    Going and coming
    And always too soon
    Is this still revelant?
  • Lovethecountry
    Ms BBB here's one you could use... Love you like my dentures, I can't smile without you 🤣🤣
    Is this still revelant?

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