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Search Results: short jokes about men
The strained relations between Asian-Americans and liberals explained
Read this before you read the rest of the take: Politics aren’t black and white, everyone is different. It’s not a matter of what side you are on, it’s a matter of how much you support said side or whether you even...
Girls, Here’s Why You Should Tell Him How You Feel
This is a relatively short mytake and it was spawned by a recent personal heartbreak so if I get emotional just bear with me. I was raised by a very old school grandmother who taught me growing up that it was improper for...
Anonymous
(36-45) Playing VS Being Hard-To-Get
Men hate it when women play hard-to-get...but they also dislike women with standards, who are picky, or simply don't like them. Playing any sort of game is childish, immature, and likely to end in drama and hurt feelings...
A different perspective
I got back home from a long day at work. It was already dark out and honestly, I was ready for bed. I got into work early and got home late. My job had given me the day off tomorrow. I was going to sleep in tonight. I...
Jjpayne
Editor Age: 42 The Modeling Industry
The model industry today mostly have tall flatskinny white models and esspecially on catwalks. I personally think they are beautiful but I think we should have more models with different races, religions, cultures,...
Anonymous
(25-29) Do she like touching me and don't want to admit it?
Have a coworker of half a year. We joke around with one another. We banter each other a lot. I'm better at it than her. A lot of times throughout the day she's either playfully hitting me or grabbing me by while we're...
Anonymous
(30-35) Timely Advice - How To Actually Meet Men’s Desires
I was asked to this MyTake as a follow up to a previous one I had done about giving women what they want. That take was more of what men can do for the women in their life. This is what women can do for their man. A few...
Knighted2170
Yoda Age: 55 Can a man ever just want a friendship from a woman?
I have a best friend who's a man, his name is Mitchell (mitch for short and bitchell if he pisses me off😂) we met at work a year ago and reilsed we both had a lot of common interests, we both like the same music and...
Alice2398
Guru Age: 28 Am I having a emotional affair with a married man and what should I do about it?
So I met this guy at work when I was 19 and he was 25. He introduced himself and said he'd seen me around and was wondering who I was. He's a freelancer at my work and at frist I didn't even realise he was married as I...
Anonymous
(25-29) Is he trying to win me back or does he just want to be friends again?
So in my situation it's a pretty long, complicated story but I'll try my best to keep it short and if you need more details I'm happy to answer. So this time last year l met a boy at work, we were best friends as...
Anonymous
(25-29) HEAR ME OUT, Why do girlfriends become so unappreciative of the things we do for you, and focus more on what others are doing that we are not?
We could be encouraging, loving, caring, respectful, honest, and etc... Cool. No problem. She's happy. We can send her encouraging and loving texts, hold the door open for her, pump gas for her. Surprise her with food...
Mr_Penguin
Xper 5 Age: 27 Men Have Voices Too
I feel quite vulnerable posting this. I don't know how people are going to react, I don't know that this won't backfire, I don't know that this won't impact my life in some way. That said, I've been holding onto this for...
Abstraction
Xper 2 Age: 28 What would you do if you were fighting a guy and he pulled out a gun?
Let's say you get into a fight with a short guy, he pulls out a gun and puts it to your head. He grins and says I'll do it, I'm not joking! Hit me again I fucking dare you man!
Dog19
Yoda Age: 27 Guy is still talking time after a one night stand?
Ps: Sorry for the long read, but I just really get answers as accurate as possible:’) Long story short, we both swiped right, ended up going on a date the same evening, and hooked up. To me, it was just a one...
Anonymous
(25-29) Is it wrong for a taken man to tease a girl he just met?
If the girl would mention something about herself like for example her being short a few times and the taken guy would tease a bit nothing disrespectful or compliments just a joke or calling her small is that wrong or...
Anonymous
(36-45) Why do Black people in general lose their temper more quickly than other races?
I've traveled to White, Asian, Latino and Black countries, and the black countries were the only ones where I saw several fights almost break out. And I just heard a story about a black guy stabbing a Mexican guy to...
ZeussLightningBolt
Editor Age: 34 Why do people (mostly men) call me short?
For many years now my friends and even casual acquaintances have often referred to me as "short", sometimes seriously and other times in a teasing (or even flirtish) manner. This would be understandable were I actually...
Anonymous
(25-29) Am I doing the right thing staying in this relationship, or should I move on?
To make a long story short, my current girlfriend and I were married from 2013 to 2015. We had a son together in March of 2015, and divorced that may. In that relationship she would constantly talk to other men about...
Zmefaw86
Xper 3 Age: 36 Introducing the Me&Wo Movement: Offering Solutions to Issues Men, Women, and Both Genders Face
By transposing a couple of letters from "Men" and "Women" and mashing them together, I have arrived at Me&Wo. Short for Men and Women the Me&Wo movement strives to improve the lives of both men and women. If you're...
JustMyTake
Xper 7 Age: 29 What would make a man unlovable?
I don't understand what other men have that I don't, but I'm twenty-five now and no one has ever desired me or been attracted to me. I honestly don't know what else I can work on to make myself more desirable, but at this...
Anonymous
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