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Why does my sister and best friend think I’m dating the wrong man?
I’ve been seeing this guy I met at college for three months and I really do like him. He’s funny, smart, honest and he’s so cute. Love that he does not take shit from anyone. I really like him but lately I keep thinking...
Why do I get disheartened when I hear people don’t like autistic people?
I attend university and I met a couple of great people and there’s this one girl that a lot of people was so cool. She is funny, sweet, optimistic, fashionable, girly, sassy, sarcastic and can be a flirt at times. She’s...
What do I do when no one ever likes me back?
I have thought about this for quite some time. For a bit of backstory, I have had crushes throughout my whole life. I crush on people VERY easily, and all kinds of people. I am not picky when it comes to looks. I have...
A Christmas Story: How to go from hero to zero on Christmas Eve as a teenager
My funniest Christmas story happened when I was 17. It involved a funeral, a boy about eight years old, and a morbidly obese Santa. I got into some serious trouble with my dad that day. Funerals on Christmas Eve or...
If you're a guy and your name is this, this is probably your personality (REDUX).
This is my 100th MyTake! So I'm going to go back to an old MyTake and update a little bit for 2023. If this is your name, this is likely your personality and who you are. IT'S NOT SERIOUS. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. IT IS...
What's the most traumatic but funny thing that your parents did to you as a child?
This is mine so I'm a little fat kid who does nothing but watches ninja turtles constantly VHS well I got a new VHS copy which was cool what my parents didn't tell me was they used my old one to record a porno over it...
Am I just damaged goods?
I have a really hard time feeling happy. When I was a kid my mom picked apart everything I did. When it came to my looks she always told me I was funny looking, I was fat, and that I looked like a boy, and stuff like...
If you're a guy and your name is this, this is probably your personality.
So, I made good on my word and made a male version of this: If Karen is the name for bossy entitled middle-aged white women, then what would other women's names describe? IT'S NOT SERIOUS. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. JUST...
Single forever? What am I doing wrong?
I`m 35, going to be 36 this year. I had my first serious relationship at around 17. My longest relationship lasted 7 years and we broke up as he didn't want to move out of his parents house (as his age of 31). I did...
"BREAK UP" Time to Crack up
What should come after love ?(jokes) Of course break up (jokes) Breaking up is never easy... But, sometimes it's really for the best.... So here's some jokes (or funny truths) about break ups... Hope it puts a smile on...
Do you care what happens to your corpse?
I jus ask cos I’ve heard people complain about “disrespecting the dead” when a kid on YouTube video lifting open old casket in a moseleum... they say how it’s disrespectful to their family or that the dead person...
What does this social media meme mean?
My relationships with women are like a fat kid running after a taco truck. I need to stop before they run out of tacos. I thought it was funny, but I guess I'm slow lol. I don't know what it is really implying. What...
Girls, how should a guy approach a girl in college/university?
I'm planning to graduate next spring and I decided to live on campus to try and meet new people, school is a great way to meet new people. Let's be real here, no one wants to live life single forever no matter how much we...
I had sex with a Fat-chick and I LIKED it; NOW what?
Oh my god, I hate her!! She's pretty. She's an office administrator in a school district. She's really nice (at least when I'm around). She's funny. Likes kids. And animals; generally speaking, a very cool person. So, we...
I don't know if I'm with toxic people or not?
I'm a female though I have a lot of guy friends We play games on the xbox and its pretty chill, whenever we have a problem we leave it until that person comes back to us and be chill again. But I feel like I'm...
Weight does not have to bring you down! : an epilogue
My girlfriend I decided after a long time of getting ourselves mentally ready for it we were going to wear a swimsuit. I had been so overweight for so long that I had forgotten what a swimsuit felt like. I honestly...
Race and IQ: A Suppressed Discussion
I'll start by saying something that those of you who have have seen me around will already know. I do not pull my punches and I'm not planning on sugarcoating for the sake of being more politically correct. That said...
Girls, Do any other women have strained relationships with their fathers as well?
Out of my father’s four kids I am the oldest and the only daughter. I feel like my dad and I have a forced relationship, even saying simple “I love you” to each other feels forced. It’s as if he always sees the negative...
Entertainers/Actresses I Admired Over the Years
@LongSchlongSilvr you asked for it bud 😉 Beyonce & Jennifer Lopez For starters, these two had to come first! They got my dream bodies!! Ladies love to hate her, for some reason, some men wouldn’t date her... but I look...
What do you think of my dealbreakers?
Ugly, poor, iq under 120, overweight, fat, not white, very hairy, non Christian, Virgin, loser, under 6 feet, average looking, not rich, no abs, doesn’t have an athletic body, has done plastic surgery, not masculine, bad...
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